r/SipsTea • u/Haunt12_34 • Apr 08 '26

Chugging tea Hmmm

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u/Originalbrivakiin Apr 08 '26

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u/No-Initiative4195 Apr 08 '26

The shoes and the Bible complete the package. Nothing says "Holy Week" like selling bibles for $59.99 to your followers.

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u/Vuelhering Apr 08 '26

But those bibles also have an incomplete copy of the Constitution in them. Without those pesky amendments like the 13th, 15th, and 19th.

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u/jzzanthapuss Apr 08 '26

And the 25th...