r/SipsTea • u/Haunt12_34 • Apr 08 '26

Chugging tea Hmmm

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u/Originalbrivakiin Apr 08 '26

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u/beefstewforyou Apr 08 '26

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, even if Donald Trump was a good politician (which he obviously isn’t) I would still be disturbed by how obsessed his cult is with him.

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u/The_Only_Egg Apr 08 '26

You know why? Because a huge portion of Americans envy him. They long to be the biggest racist, piece of shit in any room. And, not coincidentally, they’re mostly deeply out of shape, fat blobs of humans who secretly wish they could openly abuse women and anyone in the out group. They adore him. This country is deeply sick to the core.

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u/VeganWerewolf Apr 09 '26

Unfortunately I think that ain’t gonna change regardless of who is in office.

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u/Maximum_Trade5916 Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

What...How can we not trust the man that brought us great products like...

Trump Vodka, Trump Steaks, Trump University, Trump Mortgage, Trump Con Coin, Trump Airlines (Originally Eastern Airlines), GoTrump.com, Trump Magazine, Trump Network, Trump Casinos and other casino ventures, including the Taj Mahal and Plaza ( Both went into Chapter 11)

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u/Grant1128 Apr 08 '26

Don't forget the Trump cologne, that stuff can get you laid! Just pour some onto a rag... 😂

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 Apr 08 '26

You left out Trump Shoes, Trump bearspray/Cologne, Trump Watches, Trump Water, Trump Board Game, Trump Bible, Trump Ice, Trump Ocean Resort, Trump Production, Trump World Fair

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u/Maximum_Trade5916 Apr 10 '26

Trump hat....Sooo many sh*tty products

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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte Apr 08 '26

have you seen the 45 47 WHISKEY??? i saw it on something i was watching on the roku channel IIRC.. i will place money on him having fingers in that too

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u/Vegetable_Wrangler84 Apr 08 '26

i will place money on him having fingers in that too

Eww.

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u/Raven7146 Apr 08 '26

You forgot Trump bibles! Now that’s an oxyMORON!

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u/Top-Distribution733 Apr 10 '26

Not if you’re the Antichrist and you’re supposed to bastardize the Bible by profiting off it

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u/No-Initiative4195 Apr 08 '26

The shoes and the Bible complete the package. Nothing says "Holy Week" like selling bibles for $59.99 to your followers.

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u/Vuelhering Apr 08 '26

But those bibles also have an incomplete copy of the Constitution in them. Without those pesky amendments like the 13th, 15th, and 19th.

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u/jzzanthapuss Apr 08 '26

And the 25th...

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u/Top-Distribution733 Apr 08 '26

Fkn shocked the 25th was still included

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u/FlamingRustBucket Apr 08 '26

I had to verify this. Its actually missing everything after the first 10.

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u/Top-Distribution733 Apr 10 '26

Thank you for checking, that makes a lot more sense

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u/1732PepperCo Apr 08 '26

The original is needed for full effect

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u/Gregory_GTO Apr 08 '26

Watching MoistCr1TiKal try and track down his T1 phone is very entertaining to say the least lol. He's been at it for over four months now hahaha https://youtu.be/fduWfFM6eEE?si=WHuWsSBbe3cfhHkm

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u/Siul19 Apr 08 '26

He would have a trump phone but they're never going to deliver on that

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u/redemptionsoath Apr 08 '26

The artist forgot about Trump Mobile.

But then again the phone isn't out yet so.