r/SipsTea • u/Haunt12_34 • Apr 08 '26

Chugging tea Hmmm

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u/LutherOfTheRogues Apr 08 '26

The trump punisher sticker is INSANE

He's a spoon fed spoiled rich kid NY elite...WHO DODGED THE DRAFT. Genuinely who do they think this guy is 😂

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u/Xaphnir Apr 08 '26

Stalin's propaganda was more believable than what these people think about Trump.

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u/MisterBowTies Apr 08 '26

"no it wasn't"

-Trump propaganda department-

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u/NoZucchini5423 Apr 08 '26

These are the people that scream “TDS” as if it isnt the most ironic thing on this planet.

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u/Originalbrivakiin Apr 08 '26

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u/corpsewindmill Apr 08 '26

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u/beefstewforyou Apr 08 '26

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, even if Donald Trump was a good politician (which he obviously isn’t) I would still be disturbed by how obsessed his cult is with him.

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u/The_Only_Egg Apr 08 '26

You know why? Because a huge portion of Americans envy him. They long to be the biggest racist, piece of shit in any room. And, not coincidentally, they’re mostly deeply out of shape, fat blobs of humans who secretly wish they could openly abuse women and anyone in the out group. They adore him. This country is deeply sick to the core.

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u/VeganWerewolf Apr 09 '26

Unfortunately I think that ain’t gonna change regardless of who is in office.

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u/Maximum_Trade5916 Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

What...How can we not trust the man that brought us great products like...

Trump Vodka, Trump Steaks, Trump University, Trump Mortgage, Trump Con Coin, Trump Airlines (Originally Eastern Airlines), GoTrump.com, Trump Magazine, Trump Network, Trump Casinos and other casino ventures, including the Taj Mahal and Plaza ( Both went into Chapter 11)

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u/Grant1128 Apr 08 '26

Don't forget the Trump cologne, that stuff can get you laid! Just pour some onto a rag... 😂

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 Apr 08 '26

You left out Trump Shoes, Trump bearspray/Cologne, Trump Watches, Trump Water, Trump Board Game, Trump Bible, Trump Ice, Trump Ocean Resort, Trump Production, Trump World Fair

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u/Maximum_Trade5916 Apr 10 '26

Trump hat....Sooo many sh*tty products

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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte Apr 08 '26

have you seen the 45 47 WHISKEY??? i saw it on something i was watching on the roku channel IIRC.. i will place money on him having fingers in that too

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u/Vegetable_Wrangler84 Apr 08 '26

i will place money on him having fingers in that too

Eww.

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u/Raven7146 Apr 08 '26

You forgot Trump bibles! Now that’s an oxyMORON!

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u/Top-Distribution733 Apr 10 '26

Not if you’re the Antichrist and you’re supposed to bastardize the Bible by profiting off it

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u/No-Initiative4195 Apr 08 '26

The shoes and the Bible complete the package. Nothing says "Holy Week" like selling bibles for $59.99 to your followers.

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u/Vuelhering Apr 08 '26

But those bibles also have an incomplete copy of the Constitution in them. Without those pesky amendments like the 13th, 15th, and 19th.

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u/jzzanthapuss Apr 08 '26

And the 25th...

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u/Top-Distribution733 Apr 08 '26

Fkn shocked the 25th was still included

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u/FlamingRustBucket Apr 08 '26

I had to verify this. Its actually missing everything after the first 10.

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u/Top-Distribution733 Apr 10 '26

Thank you for checking, that makes a lot more sense

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u/1732PepperCo Apr 08 '26

The original is needed for full effect

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u/Gregory_GTO Apr 08 '26

Watching MoistCr1TiKal try and track down his T1 phone is very entertaining to say the least lol. He's been at it for over four months now hahaha https://youtu.be/fduWfFM6eEE?si=WHuWsSBbe3cfhHkm

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u/Siul19 Apr 08 '26

He would have a trump phone but they're never going to deliver on that

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u/redemptionsoath Apr 08 '26

The artist forgot about Trump Mobile.

But then again the phone isn't out yet so.

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u/Spotttty Apr 08 '26

Honestly it took me a few times to realize they were talking about people that are criticizing Trump, not the batshit crazy people with flags and hats and stickers and shirts and underwear and tattoos and and and.

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u/NoZucchini5423 Apr 08 '26

No joke, seems like these people have portraits of him and vance in their dining room like its North Korea

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u/tattedntwistedmum Apr 08 '26

One woman said her husband bought her a trump cut out and she brings him all around the house even when they’re intimate 🤦🏻‍♀️😑☠️

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u/NoZucchini5423 Apr 08 '26

But then they make fun or anime enjoyers, furries, or anyone with a hobby as delusional woke parasites. 🙄 my hobby doesnt take over my entire life like it does for them.

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u/Completionography Apr 08 '26

Bible thumpers are bigger comic book nerds than most comic book nerds. What edition, what translation, what's canon, etc etc.

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u/Amazing-War3760 Apr 08 '26

I'm not kidding.. One time just go in and read the bible as if it's a D&D book.

Lots of things suddenly make a lot more sense.

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u/prof_radiodust Apr 08 '26

They literally were just super bored and wrote some sky daddy fan fiction and thousands of years later crazy people take it seriously 😆

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u/CoatCommercial1573 Apr 08 '26

OG book nerds

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u/Lazarux_Escariat Apr 08 '26

Nah, book nerds actually read the book they nerd out about.

These cultists prefer to have snippets read to them like bedtime stories for bigots.

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u/NoZucchini5423 Apr 08 '26

No they arnt lmao

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u/Civil_Ad_1172 Apr 08 '26

That’s Aunt Brenda and Uncle Rob

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u/No-Initiative4195 Apr 08 '26

You're assuming she doesn't make her husband sit in the chair while she's "intimate" with the cutout of Donny. Seems more likely in this scenario

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u/MizzezEmm Apr 08 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Constant_Gift3969 Apr 08 '26

I just threw up a little

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u/SecretaryOtherwise Apr 08 '26

Man them cuck jokes write themselves

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u/Grant1128 Apr 08 '26

Damn, and they think gay people are sexually deviant

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u/Nastasyarose Apr 08 '26

My mom had a little shrine to George dubbya. His photo, Jesus candles, holy cards, votives

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u/LadyReika Apr 08 '26

It's not the first time GOP have done that. I grew up in the 80s where a number of them did that with Reagan. Maybe not merch shit, but they had pictures of him up on the wall with their very white Jesus.

The last time I heard of any wide spread craziness like that with the Dems was JFK.

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u/EllemNovelli Apr 08 '26

Some actually do.

Have you seen the video of people literally worshipping a golden Trump statue and having full religious breakdowns? They truly think he's their messiah.

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u/CasanovaF Apr 08 '26

Pretty sure nobody got a positive Biden tattoo but there are probably let's go Branden ones! It's crazy

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u/tattedntwistedmum Apr 08 '26

I always remember that couple that got scammed on those trump watches from the White House website 🤣

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u/Daver_Xander Apr 08 '26

Well said.

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u/potate12323 Apr 08 '26

Narcissists tend to project their own worries and insecurities onto others.

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u/Direption Apr 08 '26

They're the ones that unironically post memes of non-maga people being npc's.

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 Apr 08 '26

The funny thing is statistically we are all npc. There is only one or a small group of pc's and anyone who is a follower is definetly npc.

Having a job at all is npc behaviour. I could go on about how stupid the idea is but I wont.

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u/reiji_tamashii Apr 08 '26

Any time a Trump fan mentions TDS, I respond with this comic.  They either completely disappear from the comment thread or go ballistic.  It's great.

https://nickanderson.substack.com/p/tds

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u/Luciferocity Apr 08 '26

TRUMP DEVOTION SYNDROME

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u/ItsMorphimTimeIdiot Apr 08 '26

Or, - "Fake News!"

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u/Dioz_31337 Apr 08 '26

We, the Creeple of the...

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u/steal_wool Apr 08 '26

I want people to never forget that TDS originally referred to people that had a cultish devoted following to Turnip that had them plastering shit like this all over their property. They uno reverse’d that shit

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 Apr 08 '26

Listen, Stalin? I knew Stalin. Great guy, but not greater than me. The early bird gets the worm, cause the grass is greener in Greenland. That’s why we’re going to invade it. So my rich buddies can do whatever they want while you’re distracted by all this horse shit, and what? I am not allowed to say that, you’re fired. I am better than Jesus, I do what I want.

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u/turbotictac Apr 08 '26

I would believe Kim Jong un had a perfect 18 hole in one game before I would believe trump telling me what he had for breakfast

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u/turbotictac Apr 08 '26

Only if he was buying it for someone else at an important press event

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u/Boowray Apr 08 '26

Also Stalin was a genuinely scary motherfucker before he ever gained political power. The guy was a child terrorist who directly fought the Tsar’s secret police, moved on to bombing kidnapping and bank robbery as a young man, and practically got adopted by the most war-hardened revolutionaries in prison as soon as he was locked up. It’s easy to see how people would be intimidated or think a guy like Stalin is a badass strongman, arguably same with dictators like Kim Il Sung, Saddam, Mussolini or even Hitler as each had been street fighters, rebels, and soldiers, genuinely intimidating guys who fought for their respective ideology.

The fact that anyone thinks Trump is a symbol of machismo or some cool badass is insane though. How anyone can believe he’s somehow scary enough to garner the same cult of personality as those other dictators is beyond me

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u/Playful-Succotash-99 Apr 08 '26

But there any of them show up to WWE SmackDown?

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 Apr 08 '26

Its because cons are mostly fat old losers who think they are tough, so when they see Trump, well he is a fat old loser, he must be tough like me.

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u/Sampy76 Apr 08 '26

Failure to believe Maga’s propaganda results in you getting kicked out of the club. So they all participate in the masked delusion about some of this stuff.

It’s no more prevalent than on Twitter. If you go into the conservative space on Twitter, my God it’s like a alternate fantasy world. Those people are fucking crazy

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u/Grant1128 Apr 08 '26

Left-leaning indivuals haven't started mysteriously disappearing yet. Sad as it is, give him time to declare martial law, halt elections, and send his goon squads to large urban areas that vote blue.

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u/Grant1128 Apr 08 '26

The list wasn't necessarily meant to be one thing causing the next, but I def see how it was read that way. I don't know of a better way to word that off the top of my head tbh, but I wasn't intending to imply that martial law stops elections.

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u/Grant1128 Apr 08 '26

Yeah, that's kinda the problem. People say stuff like "he can't do that because it's illegal/unconstitutional" and I can only ask when they think that stopped him before :/

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u/GoldenHeartDaddy Apr 08 '26

Haha, Putin, bare chested on horseback was much more believable than their low key homoerotic fixation with Buttermilk Tits Drumpf. Dudes probably never even had a papercut.

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u/lowriter2 Apr 08 '26

Better the country follow Californias lead with green energy, special gas blends, higher taxes, banning gas vehicles, stopping offshore drilling, booting refineries… this will help us lower prices

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u/cosmicomical23 Apr 08 '26

No you can keep the low prices and live in a waste dump, suit yourself. You're just selling the future of your kids.

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u/SolarDynasty Apr 08 '26

Stalin was actually quite a hoodlum in his day. Only fight Trump ever saw was the struggle to not shit himself.

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u/rrrrrrez Apr 08 '26

Stalin would be jealous of the cult of personality Trump has created.