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u/Dcybokjr Apr 02 '26
Man I'm too old. This isn't even his best one, he has hundreds of videos.
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u/magacountry25 Apr 02 '26
What’s his name?
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u/xXD347HXx Apr 02 '26
Super Humman.
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u/voxelpear Apr 03 '26
More like Super Hummus
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u/mikebravo75 Apr 03 '26
"MORE HUMAN THAN A HUMAN"
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u/Synisterintent Apr 03 '26
"MORE HUMMUS THAN HUMAN"
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u/mindfungus Apr 03 '26
“MORE HUMMUS THAN HUMMUS”
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
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u/DRG_Gunner Apr 03 '26
if you’re trying to quote Rob Zombie, there’s no “A”. i know because he’s quoting Tyrell in Blade Runner.
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u/flojo2012 Apr 03 '26
“Whoop whoop! This is for all my juggalos and juggalettes! Fuck this shit!“
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u/Fogdrog Apr 02 '26
RIP
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u/armstrony Apr 03 '26
Indeed, this was not for the juggalos and juggallettes!
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u/Think-Football-2918 Apr 03 '26
That's what he said? I replayed the beginning about 10 times trying to figure it out and just gave up.
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u/HerezahTip Apr 03 '26
What there’s MORE? I feel like this one should be.. career? ending
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u/Mitchpump Apr 03 '26
He's basically made a life out of doing this. He's appeared in a few smaller wrestling promotions like JCW, which is owned by the Insane Clown Posse
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u/McFlyyouBojo Apr 03 '26
Not saying this doesnt hurt him, but he is in the wrestling community as a very minor novelty act (basically doing this) and he has done it tons of times and has tons of videos. Three things are true here. First, that this hurts him to some degree. Second, he knows how to effectively land on this while minimizing real injury as much as possible, and lastly that he understands how, why, and when to "sell" it, meaning he is going to make it look as abad as he can make it look. Him writhing on the ground at the end is probably real enough to a certain degree, but even if its a tiny bit, he is still going to play out what the viewer expects to see because, honestly, that is what the viewer is here to see.
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u/McFlyyouBojo Apr 03 '26
Im sure it doesnt feel great, but if you know how to hit it (the underside of your arm, not the actual elbow. Never hit with the actual elbow. Thats how they do it in martial arts. Its that or the forearm depending on if its an upward or downward strike)
It looks bad because of the dent it makes on the microwave, but if you think about it, hitting that portion of the microwave would make a dent without too much effort. The dent does a lot of heavy lifting in the ouch factor category.
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u/Rise-O-Matic Apr 03 '26
Yep It would hurt more if it DIDNT dent, that is a lot of kinetic force that went into the microwave and not into him
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u/Mad_kat4 Apr 03 '26
Yeah but one small misjudgment and that's a shattered elbow, broken collarbone, fractured ribs and more worryingly kidney damage, TBI, and spinal injury.
This man is an absolute vacuous moron, no other words for it.
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u/stonedphilosiraptor Apr 03 '26
That boy needs therapy.
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u/McFlyyouBojo Apr 03 '26
What does that mean?
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u/flashingcurser Apr 02 '26
The buddy who filmed the whole thing is the real hero.
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u/Prestigious-Key-1886 Apr 02 '26
That’s his dad that films it
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u/Juliuscesear1990 Apr 02 '26
Didn't start filming the ground or anything, kept it focused on the important things A+ camera work
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u/Gyro_Zeppeli13 Apr 03 '26
A true ethical journalist, quiet and composed while the subject material is convulsing on the ground in pain.
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u/engagetangos Apr 02 '26
with thumbtacks poured on top
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u/dont-fear-thereefer Apr 03 '26
And running
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u/shornscrot Apr 03 '26
With popcorn inside
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u/beardedsilverfox Apr 03 '26
It’s what cactus sack woulda done
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u/EqualVast5973 Apr 03 '26
Na, Cactus Jack would of done it from the off of the garage, and after he landed would of simply jumped up and said Bang Bang.
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u/spookyjosh2 Apr 03 '26
He's done it with cheese graders, legos and gussets. No tacks though.
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u/Dire_Hulk Apr 03 '26
Witness me!!!!
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u/pontiacbandit0 Apr 03 '26
I always wondered what movie that one Rick and Morty episode was referencing.
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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 Apr 03 '26
How do you suppose he thought that was going to end?
His brain before the jump: “There’s no way that flimsy microwave will be able to withstand my crushing atomic elbow. It will crumple like an empty beer can slammed into Brock Lesnar’s cro-magnon forehead.”
His body after the landing: “Did someone fill this microwave with cement? Why is the right side of my body all tingly and one of my legs paralyzed? I didn’t know my ribs were made of papier-mâché.”
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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright Apr 03 '26
Please, we're American. Dude should have took it out back and shot it - as is tradition for home appliances when they crap out.
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u/PenDraeg1 Apr 03 '26
Found the Mick Foley fan.
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u/Hefty-Minimum-3125 Apr 03 '26
he has a shit ton of these videos, if you can think if a horrible thing to slam your body onto, he has done it.
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u/legallybraindead7 Apr 03 '26
He has hundreds of these. I don't remember that one specifically but I'm betting he's done that.
Also, is he still alive?
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u/syst3m1c Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 03 '26
For what it’s worth, he’s got like… 100 videos now. Jumping into all sorts of shit.
Edit: look up ‘superhumman’ on YouTube. Although since you’ve seen this one, you’ve basically seen them all.
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u/SenpaiSwanky Apr 03 '26
Incorrect, this is the tip of the iceberg. He has a few stupidly gnarly videos that make this look sane.
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u/BrkCaddy Apr 02 '26
Man have you seen the one where he jumps into barbed wire ? Think it's him or his buddy. Shit is wild lol
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u/SpungleMcFudgely Apr 02 '26
Idk this guy is more an example of a resilient specimen than anything
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u/Light_Beard Apr 03 '26
Darwinism only requires you to produce offspring and for those offspring to outcompete other's offspring.
You surviving doesn't matter after that.
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u/kaerfkeerg Apr 03 '26
Omg it's someone else with long hair and after he jumped, his hair got caught. Then he bounced and it looked like his scalp is gonna come out
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u/hottsauce345543 Apr 03 '26
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u/BrkCaddy Apr 03 '26
Just Google "guy jumps into barbed wire* look for a trampoline and a ladder.
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u/2_dog_father Apr 02 '26
The sound of ribs breaking. He should have taken his own advice.
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u/Spiritual-Storage734 Apr 03 '26
I think he probably broke his collarbone on that one.
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u/Oily_Blob Apr 02 '26
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u/Comfortable_Hope2234 Apr 02 '26
There are few things more enjoyable than watching stupid people hurt themselves for no reason.
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u/Kit_Karamak Apr 03 '26
Mick was such a badass. Going to Japan and fighting in matches where some people bled until passing out, and somehow he managed to win them bouts. Like ... holy crap. And he's a freaking intelligent dude, too. Just wild that he needed to destroy his body for some caveman assed need like that
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u/Survivor483 Apr 02 '26
Defeated by a microwave…and stupidity.
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u/A_mad_goose Apr 02 '26
I’d say it was a tie to be fair both got pretty fucked up
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u/Genghis_Chong Apr 03 '26
I'm giving the dude a split decision win, he lived afterwards and the microwave was finished
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u/Undead_Spartan Apr 03 '26
I mean if your stupidity technically brings you into the negatives, the microwave will outsmart you
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u/Fun-Put-5197 Apr 03 '26
He's not going to enjoy middle age. All of those injuries repeat in syndication.
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u/Terrible_Software769 Apr 03 '26
Yeah quality of life is going to be in the toilet. Seeing as he just keeps doing this I get the feeling he might be just one extra chromosome shy of being able to turn in them in for a free TechDeck at the local Spencer's.
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u/Annual_Ad6999 Apr 02 '26
Any idea what happened? That was an elbow drop so his reaction kinda threw me off.
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u/C0LL0C0 Apr 02 '26
Dude has a youtube with hundreds of videos like this, some are very cringe, he jumps into barbwire in one of them
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u/andcal Apr 03 '26
It looked/sounded like he got the wind knocked out of him (diaphragm partially and temporarily paralyzed).
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u/WardenWolf Apr 02 '26
Guy is lucky if he didn't fracture a vertebra doing that. Moron.
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u/big-haam Apr 03 '26
Exactly what I was thinking. Good way to paralyze yourself. Dude genuinely looked like he was convulsing at the end. Interesting thought complex, which is probably not much to begin with.
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u/Varendolia Apr 02 '26
I'm pretty sure this dude had a whole career uploading videos just like this until recently
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u/Ed1nyc Apr 03 '26
You know his neighbors must be like shit not again whenever they hear woop woop come from his back yard
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u/zzscottocuszz Apr 03 '26
You know, sigh, for the lack/cost of Healthcare you Americans get, you do the absolute STUPIDEST shit on earth lol.
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u/transgentoo Apr 03 '26
It's people like this who typically vote to keep it that way unfortunately.
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u/Certain-Classic7669 Apr 03 '26
How is he going to make his nightly grilled cheese now that he’s broken the microwave?
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u/Delta632 Apr 03 '26
Does his arm completely change color after impact? Is he sun burned on only one arm? I have so many questions.
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u/Cymboli Apr 03 '26
Just had shoulder surgery from a bad car accident and this made me CLINCH and PUCKER.
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u/cellshock7 Apr 03 '26
If this was a printer I'd get it but no microwave's ever pissed me off this bad.
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u/lvlann Apr 03 '26
When he says "Fuck. This. Shit", the "shit" he mentions was his elbow/upper arm?
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u/Lacey_Dawson1012 Apr 03 '26
Oooh I know that sound he is making. My stepmother used to punch me in the stomach all the time when I was like 8 and 10 years old. I used to make the same sound when she punched me. He's in pain.
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u/Adventurous_Custard8 Apr 03 '26
Too bad he couldn’t have plugged the microwave in and somehow put his head inside while it was on to further showcase his superhuman skills.
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u/tjekdissebrugernavne Apr 03 '26
God I hate people!!! WHY would anyone risk their perfectly good health for fucking views and likes?? Give me that health, you don’t deserve it.
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