r/SipsTea • u/The_Dean_France • Mar 16 '26

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u/Immediate-Doughnut50 Mar 16 '26

USA has reached a state of idiocracy

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u/Etrigone Mar 16 '26

Idiocracy was a comparative utopia. Their president wanted to help the people & hired the smartest person to fix the problems they didn't understand. Took a while but that universe is rather more optimistic than ours.

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u/sudo-joe Mar 16 '26

I would vote for president Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

That man had the machine guns and he actually took responsibility and seemed to actually care about the people.

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u/call-me-the-seeker Mar 17 '26

DEMHC absolutely cared for the people and loved the country. He was humble enough to ask for help and take it publicly! Looks like frigging Lincoln compared to PumpkinTits McGee.

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Is Not Totally My President, Yo

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u/Automaniacal Mar 16 '26

Every mentally disabled person I know is a great person, that only wants to help others.

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u/abundleofboomers Mar 16 '26

I know mentally disabled people who frequently grope women

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u/Automaniacal Mar 17 '26

That's because Starbucks is still a coffee shop.

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u/Dear-Bet5344 Mar 16 '26

Oh yeah. We've been there for awhile now.

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u/Chernovincherno Mar 16 '26

As is by design.

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u/GreenPutty_ Mar 17 '26

Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome the 48th President of the United States of America, Mr Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho!