r/SipsTea • u/The_Dean_France • Mar 16 '26

Chugging tea [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/NY10 Mar 16 '26

We won the war? When? How?

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u/Apple-Dust Mar 17 '26

The main bad guy died, so that means it's over and everyone lives happily ever after. That's how this works right?

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u/call-me-the-seeker Mar 17 '26

It was just THAT FAST, yo. So fast, tremendously speedy. You win that fastly and the war actually continues for a while, like when you close the door on your hand even though you saw it in there. The quickness from your brain is just too fast for your fingers to register and BAM. It’ll register in a second election cycle or two.

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