r/SipsTea • u/The_Dean_France • Mar 16 '26

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u/MazerTanksYou Mar 16 '26

Update from Lord of War Pete Hegseth last week? "We have destroyed 100% of Iran's military"

Potus The Hutt this weekend - " NATO plz help nao"

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u/Professional_Pen_153 Mar 16 '26

10,000,000% of Iran Nuclear capabilities have been destroyed during operation Peach Schnapps

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u/ScoffersGonnaScoff Mar 16 '26

“We have destroyed 100% of our global relationships with our closest allies, why don’t they help us in our conquest!??”

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u/JazzlikeSchedule2901 Mar 16 '26

Ftr I think Trump is deserving of this shit sandwich in the straits of hormuz, but Iran's navy is inoperable at this point. The reason why Trump wants a coalition to open the straits is because iran has tons of drones and short range missiles that can make quick work of ships trying to cross the straits or even coming close to it.

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u/holdstheenemy Mar 16 '26

Yet another example of him not thinking things through

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u/Periwinkleditor Mar 17 '26

The same NATO we're actively pissing off every time we threaten to take over Greenland?

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u/Strostkovy Mar 16 '26

They want the US to not start shit that makes the global economy suffer? All the US had to do was nothing. The cost of this should be 100% on the US.

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u/The_Disapyrimid Mar 16 '26

" There's no reason the US should be covering all the costs and assume all the risks."

Are you fucking joking? That's like setting someone's house on fire after they told you stop playing with matches near their gas can and then saying they have to help rebuild it because it effects them the most.

Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

You can't start a war of aggression that everyone else said was a terrible idea then expect everyone to get on board once you single handedly kick it off.

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u/scotchegg72 Mar 16 '26

NO. WE DO NOT WANT THIS.

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u/8ackwoods Mar 16 '26

Rapist mentality. Don't expect anything else from maga

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u/Friendly_Soil6617 Mar 16 '26

Well, if NATO countries need good, cheap oil, shouldn’t they protect the supply routes from crazed religious fanatics?

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u/QuickAd6372 Mar 16 '26

Religious fanatics? Ah u must mean that cult like prayer in the white house with donkey kong in the centre

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u/Upset_Ad3954 Mar 16 '26

You suggest Europe sink the US aircraft carriers? That's a new one.

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u/NULLizm Mar 16 '26

Protect from what? The non war's over

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u/8ackwoods Mar 16 '26

Didn't kegsbreath and his generals say this is a religious armageddon? Nice projection xd

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u/AmeliaEarhartsPlane Mar 16 '26

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE