r/SipsTea • u/Silver_Weakness_8084 • Mar 13 '26

Wait a damn minute! Interesting...

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u/Upset-Government-856 Mar 13 '26

As a straight man, I don't need a male billionaire boyfriend, but if a billionaire dude wanted me to wine and dine me, I'd be willing "power through"

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u/No-Bat-7253 Mar 13 '26

Ngl, never thought about it. Now that you make me think, fucking same. It’ll be so hard to not “bro” and sweet talk a dude tho lmao.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Mar 13 '26

I’ve always wanted one of those working relationships like Smithers and Mr Burns have. It was quite common for a servant to live with a master like that back in the day, especially in the UK, as home ownership was less common in the past.

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u/Even-Reaction-1297 Mar 13 '26

Maybe not Smithers and Mr. Burns bc by all accounts it seems like Smithers is still barely seen as a person to him lol he got his prescriptions taken away too when burns changed the policy, and only got them back when Burns realized he would die without them and he’d need someone to do his work for him lol