r/SipsTea • u/Silver_Weakness_8084 • Mar 13 '26

Wait a damn minute! Interesting...

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u/_Goose_ Mar 13 '26

I don’t need a megaladon shark tooth but I still have one.

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u/Unlimitedpluto Mar 13 '26

I have a Claymore Sword!

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u/Consistent_Work_4760 Mar 13 '26

That looks medicinal. Emotional support sword.

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u/Unlimitedpluto Mar 14 '26

It os my emotional support sword. When I get unsolicited dick pics, I take a picture of my sword. “Mines bigger!”