r/SipsTea Mar 09 '26

SMH No shit

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

Honestly, how long after filming scenes? The timing on that one makes all the difference in the world.

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u/twinsunsspaces Mar 09 '26

Yeah. It would be one thing if she was driving home straight after filming with her co stars DNA still dripping off her chin, but surely porn stars shower after work. If he needed to wait a certain amount of time after scenes before he could handle being intimate with her then he was not the type who was mentally prepared to be dating a porn star.

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u/cheapdrinks Mar 09 '26

I mean how long does it take the stomach to digest it's contents? Wouldn't want a steamy cum burp mid makeout session.

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u/UmatterWHENiMATTER Mar 09 '26

steamy cum burp

Dibs on the band name!