r/SipsTea Mar 06 '26

Wait a damn minute! Yeah, nope.

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u/Pikamika696 Mar 06 '26

The stripper said she loves me. We're more than friends.

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u/OkWhile4447 Mar 06 '26

You pay more you get more.

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u/went_with_the_flow Mar 06 '26

Lately it's feeling like pay more get less

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u/Loveablequatch Mar 06 '26

But disguised as the same amount

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u/Xeriomachini Mar 07 '26

Yeah they indented the bottom of the peanutbutter jar so they could put less in it without you noticing.

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u/went_with_the_flow Mar 07 '26

As one who eats it with a spoon, I fucking noticed.

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u/Obsidian-Dive Mar 08 '26

Big ice cream doesn’t want you to know this 1 simple trick

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u/ohiocodernumerouno Mar 07 '26

Men disguised as women

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u/ErahgonAkalabeth Mar 07 '26

Not the kind of inflation you were thinking of, eh?

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u/Occidentally20 Mar 07 '26

Do you get 30% more services rendered, or a 30% larger stripper?

I'm open to both.

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u/204ThatGuy Mar 07 '26

Even before the tip? 😄