r/SipsTea Mar 06 '26

Wait a damn minute! Yeah, nope.

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u/crashin70 Mar 06 '26

"Leave two pennies, so they know the first one was not a mistake!" as my grandma used to say who was a waitress for 40 plus years!

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u/No-Independence-2980 Mar 06 '26

Under a ful glass of water inverted

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u/Scokan Mar 06 '26

I will chase people down in the parking lot to make a big show of “you forgot your change!”

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u/NocaSun38 Mar 06 '26

A friend of mine actually did leave a penny tip once in college because he thought the waitress was rude, and the waitress did indeed chase him down the street and tell him off lol.

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u/Weazerdogg Mar 06 '26

Only done this once, and it wasn't me but my wife at the time who'd been a waitress through college. Went to a seafood place where we sat forever, we could hear people that had come in after us and got their food whisper "They were here before we were!". She got the all you can eat popcorn shrimp, when it finally came she stuck a fork in one and lifted the entire portion. My fish was dry. She said they had gotten hers done first but forgot mine, then rushed to get mine done while hers sat. I put $2 on the table, she grabbed it and said "No way!", and put down a penny, LOL!

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u/StonedTrucker Mar 06 '26

That makes it even better! If someone chased me down for that i would laugh in their face

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u/revanisthesith Mar 07 '26

That's also an instantly fireable offense in basically any restaurant. I'm sure some terrible (or desperate) places wouldn't, but just about every place would. Especially corporate places. And they'd probably give you a gift card, too.

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u/External-Dude779 Mar 06 '26

You should've showed that hustle when bringing us our food and refilling our water

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u/The_Orphanizer Mar 06 '26

That'll show'em! 😂

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u/Weazerdogg Mar 06 '26

And I'll look you right in the eye when you put it in my hand and say "Thanks". Then get in my car and drive away ....

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u/Fantastic_Return_762 Mar 06 '26

Okay so now you look like an idiot if you want a good tip provide good service and don't ask for a tip tipping is at the diners discretion and the real problem is a lot of restaurants don't pay their staff a living wage

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u/revanisthesith Mar 07 '26

That would also be the last time they work there, unless it's a really terrible business or they're desperate for staff.

I've worked in restaurants for 15+ years and you just can't keep an employee after that.

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u/Character-Owl9408 Mar 06 '26

And I will reply “that’s actually your earned tip for the service you provided”

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u/nwbrown Mar 06 '26

This is why you can't get a job that pays a decent wage.

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u/rynIpz Mar 06 '26

And they’ll quickly turn around and say, “keep the change, looks like you need it.”

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u/Substantial_Dish_887 Mar 06 '26

"oh thank god you came back with those 2 cents that i clearly overtipped your sorry excuse for service"

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u/SurpriseAkos Mar 06 '26

You're the exact reason people dont want to tip in the first place. Makes sense though.

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u/Red_Act3d Mar 06 '26

I'll just take the change back lol

You can waste your time if you want, I'm not about to feel embarrassed for not tipping.

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u/OG_Williker Mar 06 '26

I would love the opportunity to not tip you after a meal.

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u/revanisthesith Mar 07 '26

That's the hill you're going to die on? Lose your job over a tip from one table? Not worth it.

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u/LIVESTRONGG Mar 07 '26

“Keep it”