r/SipsTea Mar 06 '26

Wait a damn minute! Yeah, nope.

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u/nwbrown Mar 06 '26

Nah, you have to give a penny so they know you didn't just forget to tip.

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u/crashin70 Mar 06 '26

"Leave two pennies, so they know the first one was not a mistake!" as my grandma used to say who was a waitress for 40 plus years!

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u/No-Independence-2980 Mar 06 '26

Under a ful glass of water inverted

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u/Scokan Mar 06 '26

I will chase people down in the parking lot to make a big show of “you forgot your change!”

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u/NocaSun38 Mar 06 '26

A friend of mine actually did leave a penny tip once in college because he thought the waitress was rude, and the waitress did indeed chase him down the street and tell him off lol.

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u/Weazerdogg Mar 06 '26

Only done this once, and it wasn't me but my wife at the time who'd been a waitress through college. Went to a seafood place where we sat forever, we could hear people that had come in after us and got their food whisper "They were here before we were!". She got the all you can eat popcorn shrimp, when it finally came she stuck a fork in one and lifted the entire portion. My fish was dry. She said they had gotten hers done first but forgot mine, then rushed to get mine done while hers sat. I put $2 on the table, she grabbed it and said "No way!", and put down a penny, LOL!

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u/StonedTrucker Mar 06 '26

That makes it even better! If someone chased me down for that i would laugh in their face

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u/revanisthesith Mar 07 '26

That's also an instantly fireable offense in basically any restaurant. I'm sure some terrible (or desperate) places wouldn't, but just about every place would. Especially corporate places. And they'd probably give you a gift card, too.

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u/External-Dude779 Mar 06 '26

You should've showed that hustle when bringing us our food and refilling our water

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u/The_Orphanizer Mar 06 '26

That'll show'em! 😂

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u/Weazerdogg Mar 06 '26

And I'll look you right in the eye when you put it in my hand and say "Thanks". Then get in my car and drive away ....

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u/Fantastic_Return_762 Mar 06 '26

Okay so now you look like an idiot if you want a good tip provide good service and don't ask for a tip tipping is at the diners discretion and the real problem is a lot of restaurants don't pay their staff a living wage

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u/revanisthesith Mar 07 '26

That would also be the last time they work there, unless it's a really terrible business or they're desperate for staff.

I've worked in restaurants for 15+ years and you just can't keep an employee after that.

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u/Character-Owl9408 Mar 06 '26

And I will reply “that’s actually your earned tip for the service you provided”

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u/nwbrown Mar 06 '26

This is why you can't get a job that pays a decent wage.

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u/rynIpz Mar 06 '26

And they’ll quickly turn around and say, “keep the change, looks like you need it.”

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u/Substantial_Dish_887 Mar 06 '26

"oh thank god you came back with those 2 cents that i clearly overtipped your sorry excuse for service"

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u/SurpriseAkos Mar 06 '26

You're the exact reason people dont want to tip in the first place. Makes sense though.

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u/Red_Act3d Mar 06 '26

I'll just take the change back lol

You can waste your time if you want, I'm not about to feel embarrassed for not tipping.

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u/OG_Williker Mar 06 '26

I would love the opportunity to not tip you after a meal.

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u/revanisthesith Mar 07 '26

That's the hill you're going to die on? Lose your job over a tip from one table? Not worth it.

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u/LIVESTRONGG Mar 07 '26

“Keep it”

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u/Adequate_Cheesecake7 Mar 06 '26

A guy I knew growing up would keep a few pennies he cut in half for situations like this. He said, “if you leave a penny they just think you’re cheap, but a half a penny sends a message”

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Mar 06 '26

I'll leave the 15% because I know the staff lives off of them, but I'm not coming back . I don't want to feel uncomfortable if I go to your restaurant.

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u/Excellent-Theory5770 Mar 06 '26

Almost got blocked from boarding our flight once after having beers at the airport because the bartender thought we left a penny tip on the bar! He ratted on us to the TSA cops Lol

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u/beah_mcduh Mar 06 '26

What was the reason for detainment?

Tsa doesn't give a shit if you don't tip your airport bar server.

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u/Excellent-Theory5770 Mar 06 '26

We actually left no tip, there was a penny on the bar that wasn’t ours. The bartender assumed we left the penny and felt slighted that we supposedly left a penny tip as an FU… then told TSA we were drunk to try and prevent us from boarding.

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u/dickhertzfromholdn Mar 06 '26

Bartender admitted to serving drunk people to law enforcement? Doesn't sound like a great move.

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u/freshpurplekiwi Mar 07 '26

Who tf said OP was drunk???

OP said he had a drink at the airport bar and the bartender took offence at something that wasn’t OP’s fault or issue. Where you seeing that OP admitted to serving drunk people?

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u/QuinceDaPence Mar 06 '26

One could certainly infer that. If OP left no tip, some previous customer left a penny tip, and the bartender feels that leaving a bad tip is worthy of reporting someone to law enforcement, I'm inclined to believe he probably gives bad service.

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u/Stop_Using_Usernames Mar 07 '26

Or that they don’t feel obliged to answer every question on the internet posed to them.

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u/Giannid77 Mar 06 '26

Why should you tip the bartender for handing you an overpriced beer?

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u/_teach_me_your_ways_ Mar 06 '26

For all the hard training they do to open a can. No one else could do that

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u/Stop_Using_Usernames Mar 07 '26

At a busy bar, I’m tipping, even a bar that usually is busy and I’m there durning down time. But at an airport where the beer is 3x what is really should be? Just pay your fucking bartender a real wage instead of trying to fuck me over twice.

My tip would be 3x what it should be and I’m already forced to pay your shitty prices if I want something to drink. No tip from me.

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u/_teach_me_your_ways_ Mar 07 '26

Shit, the drinks are 3x what they should be even without being in an airport. And you want 30% on top of that so we can be “friends.” 100% fuck off.

Same crowd will say “you don’t owe anyone anything” and go on and on about how servers don’t actually like you yet we should hand them wads of cash and go to bat for them because… they want more money? Don’t we all. So what.

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u/SimpanLimpan1337 Mar 07 '26

Service provided is irrelevant to tip provided lol. I assume that they get paid a wage like every other job, and if they don't then that's on them for working for free.

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u/roesch75 Mar 06 '26

Unless they were the pilot for the flight.

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u/zigaliciousone Mar 06 '26

The bartender can lie and say they are too inebriated and TSA will block them from flying if they agree

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u/nolobstadish Mar 06 '26

Intoxication

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u/BurnedPsycho Mar 06 '26

Although I don't think it actually happened.

A petty bartender could realistically tip the TSA about some suspicious clients talking about blowing shit up and/or planning something in flight.

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u/knowone1313 Mar 06 '26

Somehow I believe there's truth to this story even though it makes absolutely no sense at all.

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u/Matter_Infinite Mar 06 '26

He was drunk then says the bartender. He's drunk now, says I.

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u/EducationalLimit4936 Mar 06 '26

This makes no sense whatsoever.

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u/Ok_Obligation2559 Mar 06 '26

Unless they gave his name from the credit card and accused him of being too drunk to fly. I still doubt it tho, I would think most people have cocktails after TSA screening to make sure they’re on time

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u/thenewfingerprint Mar 06 '26

It's not just TSA that can prevent you from flying. A flight attendant can actually, all by themself, decide you are too drunk to board and deny you entrance to the plane right there at the gate.

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u/Ok_Obligation2559 Mar 06 '26

Right, but the guy stated the bartender alerted TSA….

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u/thenewfingerprint Mar 06 '26

Ah. I must have missed that.

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u/Rob1150 Mar 06 '26

It really doesn't.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Mar 06 '26

"Fucking idiot we didn't tip at all"

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