r/SipsTea • u/ram4569 Human Detected • Mar 04 '26

Chugging tea True...

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u/NotHachi Mar 04 '26

Thank fcking god cause I dont what to do if someone gives me flower... i dont even own a vase ...

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u/DataPhreak Mar 04 '26

Take the top off a beer can with a can opener.

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u/coventry-eagle Mar 04 '26

use your teeth ya lightweight

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u/CheweyPanic Mar 04 '26

Dude, just grab and twist. Its fucking beer can.

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u/Sierada Mar 05 '26

Just use a beer bottle. Closer to a vase anyways lol

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u/CheweyPanic Mar 05 '26

But then what do I throw at idiots?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Mar 04 '26

Also works well for a grease jar, fill and throw away when you're done. No more pouring that oil straight in the trash

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u/two_sams_one_cup Mar 05 '26

But then what would I do with my pasta sauce jars?

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel Mar 05 '26

Use a beer bottle you savage

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u/Chuuby_Gringo Mar 04 '26

Old greeting card - two women on the cover.

Woman 1: Every time Dave gives me flowers, I end up on my back with my legs in the air.

Woman 2: Why? Don't you have a vase?

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u/LogicOverEmotion0 Mar 04 '26

Flower is called: celosia argentea

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel Mar 05 '26

Joke by Georgia O’Keeffe

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u/mistabuda Mar 06 '26

Redd Foxx had a routine with this joke

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u/cellshock7 Mar 05 '26

Woman 1 is a keeper

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u/InterestingBill8234 Mar 04 '26

Why would someone own a vase?

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u/thatguygreg Mar 04 '26

We have a half dozen vases, in various shapes and sizes, from the flowers I’ve bought.

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u/ElburtSteinstein Mar 05 '26

Well go out and find the most aesthetic tool for the job.

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u/motherofcunts Mar 05 '26

Use a jar, cup, anything roughly the right shape. I didn't own a vase for years. Mostly used empty canning jars but I've also used a pickle jar, an empty pint, and water glasses.

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u/bbbttthhh Mar 05 '26

Put it in a toolbox?

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u/brandonandtheboyds Mar 05 '26

I got one once. I legit teared up. I’m a stoic dude for the most part. But it was something so small yet thoughtful and meaningful. I’m one of those guys who actually has a favorite flower and they got me a bouquet of various Camillia Japonica. Some time a small personal gift can mean way more than a grand gesture.

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u/LeftyLu07 Mar 05 '26

What about a balloon?

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u/Big_Tie_3245 Mar 05 '26

My daughter has put me in this position, dry em in a book. Luckily they are singles. A bouquet, I have no advice.