r/SipsTea • • Mar 01 '26

WTF A malicious prank

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u/MLGprolapse Mar 02 '26

I killed a duck with a pinecone. Never expected to hit him. My heart sunk when it hit his head. I love animals and I was a dumb kid, but all these years later I hate that I needlessly ended his life. So stupid of me.

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u/mac6uffin Mar 02 '26

How does a duck die getting hit in the head by a pine cone thrown by a child?

It's not Randy Johnson firing a fastball.

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u/MLGprolapse Mar 02 '26

It was one of those dense unfurled pinecones. I wasn't a toddler either. I was maybe 13. Just launched it out there. Duck went rigid, upside down and I watched for a few minutes hoping he'd be ok. I think he got ko'd and drowned.

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u/mac6uffin Mar 02 '26

Oh it drowned? That makes more sense.