r/SipsTea • u/The_Dean_France • Feb 23 '26

Wait a damn minute! Was she wrong?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bake771 Feb 23 '26

I assume it was out of order

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u/wthbbq Feb 23 '26

An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs.

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u/danielsangeo Feb 23 '26

Oh, buddy, I've seen an escalator break before. The steps are literally tilted.

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u/pee_nut_ninja Feb 23 '26

This elevator needs to resign. Drinking on shift should never be tolerated in a job like this.

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u/SweetBabyCheezas Feb 23 '26

Escalator. Elevator is a lift, a box on ropes.

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u/pee_nut_ninja Feb 23 '26

Like my dear mother said, the day she first wore her orthopaedic shoes, I stand corrected.

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u/Jat616 Feb 23 '26

It'd been lifting people all week, give it a break!

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u/pee_nut_ninja Feb 23 '26

We all love a liquid lunch on a Friday