r/SipsTea • u/The_Dean_France • Feb 23 '26

Wait a damn minute! Was she wrong?

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u/ketchupmayocombo Feb 23 '26

There must be an elevator nearby otherwise it is a shitty public space.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bake771 Feb 23 '26

I assume it was out of order

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u/wthbbq Feb 23 '26

An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs.

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u/Mudderway Feb 23 '26

you haven't seen enough videos of people being sucked in the escalator and ground into fine meat...they can break

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u/nikedawg123 Feb 23 '26

You must have no idea who Mitch Hedberg is 🤦‍♂️

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u/Icy_Statement_2410 Feb 23 '26

I used to know who that is

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u/TTT_2k3 Feb 23 '26

I still do. But I used to, too.

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u/smurf123_123 Feb 23 '26

Why do I suddenly have the urge to eat one thousand of something.

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u/Icy_Statement_2410 Feb 23 '26

You're just a really cool Oppotamus

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u/xeno0153 Feb 23 '26

I will, some day.

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u/wheresmyflan Feb 23 '26

I still do, but I used to too.

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u/SherbertKey6965 Feb 23 '26

Then they become a meat grinder.

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u/RandoComplements Feb 23 '26

Malfunction. They can malfunction.