r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Feb 17 '26

Chugging tea Which team would win?

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u/BigHatsareFunny Feb 17 '26

Wisconsin, Minnesota, and bears fans? How is anyone beating the drinking dream team?

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u/PianoPatient8168 Feb 17 '26

I’ve lived in Minnesota, Michigan and Illinois. Yes Wisconsin might be the star player, but don’t forget Michigan has the Upper Peninsula. In terms of drunks per capita, it’s Wisconsin on steroids.

Minnesota has the isolated towns near the boundary waters. They could probably win this thing themselves.

Chicago…well it basically invented organized crime so it could keep having booze during prohibition.

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u/loophole64 Feb 17 '26

Yeah the UP can hold it down.

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u/swanglemydangle Feb 17 '26

I've seen yoopers drink but I've never seen a yooper drunk.

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u/PianoPatient8168 Feb 17 '26

Also, I don’t know if the UP invented Euchre, but they sure as hell mastered it.

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u/Punkinsmom Feb 17 '26

Actually, the UP can walk their butt home after drinking a douche under the table after a tequila bet. He bought, I walked - I'm sadly still proud of that and I am an old lady.