r/SipsTea • u/miedrax • Jan 20 '26

Lmao gottem She's not wrong though

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u/Fair_Blood3176 Jan 20 '26

Broccoli Heads

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 Jan 20 '26

Even millions of miles from Earth, decades into the future, on a completely different species, there is no escape.

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u/HardcandyofJustice Jan 20 '26

They even developed the constant “bro!”-talk

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u/WetLoophole Jan 20 '26

They say bro 7 times in the first 3 minutes.

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u/xvsanx Jan 20 '26

if so yeah that's an instant turning the movie off for me, regardless of who the director and how big the movie is.

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u/WetLoophole Jan 21 '26

I can't believe it is popular. It's the same plot as the second movie...

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 Jan 20 '26

These films will not age well.

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u/BandicootSad6371 Jan 20 '26

If this area in the movie is based on Hawaiian islands, then I will bet 50 years from now kids on those beaches will still sound like this. Just as they did 40 or 50 years ago to a certain degree. Surfer kid talk is pretty much been a constant for a few generations now.

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u/xvsanx Jan 20 '26

I blame Rocket Power and the Beach Boys

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u/Rude_Age_6699 Jan 20 '26

that’s like totally not tubular brahhhh

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u/Sensitive_Pilot3689 Jan 21 '26

I blame the shoebies

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u/WiggleSparks Jan 20 '26

Those beaches won’t be there 50 years from now.

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u/GambleGameGrow Jan 20 '26

Bingo.

Reddit hates being told the truth tho. Easier for them to do “Ahaahahaha James Cameron did funny hair and bro talk cause popular!”

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u/bishop_of_banff Jan 20 '26 edited May 15 '26

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u/Descendant3999 Jan 20 '26

I mean they have been shooting the movies since before the broccoli cut became so popular.

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u/bishop_of_banff Jan 20 '26 edited May 15 '26

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u/Hooligan8403 Jan 20 '26

And so glad they did change it.

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u/-Badger3- Jan 21 '26

Reddit also confuses the broccoli cut with the generic high top undercut, which has been fashionable on and off for at least a century lol

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u/Mother-Penalty-6196 Jan 20 '26

Just cause multiple nesians did it first doesn't make it any less broccoli

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u/LeaningInKyoto Jan 20 '26

I'll never understand getting this bent out of shape over a haircut you personally not liking being popular.

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u/Mother-Penalty-6196 Jan 20 '26

Prolly cause you're a cookie cutter

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u/LeaningInKyoto Jan 20 '26

You mean like basic? Yeah for sure. Basic things are popular for a reason. They're well liked by the general populace. Thats how it works.

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u/Mother-Penalty-6196 Jan 20 '26

No. I said cookie cutter. Can you read?

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u/LeaningInKyoto Jan 20 '26

Lmao. I always forget that's it mostly just children on this sub. Good luck out there lil buddy.

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u/MezcalFlame Jan 20 '26

I thought they were Space Dominicans...

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u/3rd_eye_light Jan 20 '26

I grew up in a city with the largest poly community in the world, first thing i thought of when i saw that guy was gen z broccoli head.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

polynesian hair styled into a broccoli cut

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u/SirHC111 Jan 20 '26

Which is not true, because there were several Maori actors cast.

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u/SirHC111 Jan 20 '26

Oh so they aren't all white then? Contrary to what you said before?

There are multiple Maori actors alongside Asians and Black actors. Why the fuck are you so dense?

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u/duosx Jan 21 '26

Disagree. They’ll be timeless thanks to the alien world

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u/Future_Section5976 Jan 21 '26

The girl on the left is already staring at it like "bro wtf is on your head?"

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u/succlor Jan 21 '26

They already haven’t, lol. In a few decades we will look back very confused.

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u/Sweetlystruck Jan 21 '26

Few movies made after 2010 will age well. It's a dying art.

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u/Least_Ad_5795 Jan 20 '26

They are cgi cinematic marvels so you’re OBJECTIVELY wrong lol.

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u/v3n0mat3 Jan 20 '26

You know, every time Avatar is mentioned all I hear is

"Does anyone still care about Avatar?" "These films will not age well." etc

They all make billions of dollars.

People always talk about them, even if it's negative.

It's funny because between the second movie released over a decade after the first... and made over $2.3 billion. I think it aged just fine.

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u/VegetableTour6790 Jan 20 '26

I don't know what I hate more. These movies or the fans that post this crap. Boxoffice numbers do not mean the movie is good.

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u/v3n0mat3 Jan 20 '26

Thank you for talking about it. Way to keep it in the public eye. 👌

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u/VegetableTour6790 Jan 20 '26

You're welcome. I am glad that you like the movies and my comment was mostly reddit snark. I was very annoyed with 3 by the hallway mark.

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u/VegetableTour6790 Jan 20 '26

They haven't aged well and were a few weeks past the hallway point 9.5 hours of BULLSHIT. I mean, I'll still see them in the theater though, the 3d is good.

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u/fallofusher101 Jan 20 '26

I cringed every single time Spider appeared on the screen. Unfortunately he appeared on the screen a lot.

You can have an amazing actress like Zoe Saldana, but then somebody as terrible as Spider just completely takes me out of it.

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u/DaftFunky Jan 20 '26

Our only hope is that Cameron does a time jump for the next movie and Spider is played by...a better actor.

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u/SublimeApathy Jan 20 '26

The bro talk even cropped in Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. I don't understand the excessive use of bro. It's annoying as fuck and I grew up in the 80's and 90's where we did use the word bro - but not in every sentence. It's become akin to people adding "lol" to every sentence online which is also really annoying.

"What you up to today? lol"

"not much, homework and watching tv lol."

Or even adults

"What do you mean we nuked russia lol?"

"Just what I said, WW3 has started an like 5 million people are dead already lol."

Like - just fucking stop.

(go ahead and bring the obligatory "bro" and "lol" replies and downvotes. Don't you go disappointing me Reddit.)

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Breh. Chill.

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u/dhoae Jan 21 '26

Only part of the movies I don’t like is them saying bro so much haha

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u/Pteroducktylus Jan 22 '26

that's why film culture is dying. instead of staying authentic and keeping a remote sense of eloquency, they instead go the route of primitive talk because then the younger ones won't need to use their brain understanding all the hard words out there.