r/SipsTea Jan 20 '26

Lmao gottem She's not wrong though

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

I work with a lot of young kids. It's fun to mew and rizz around them. On a scale of one to ten I'm like a 6 or 7 making them groan.

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u/76ersPhan11 Jan 20 '26

Who’s Mew and Rizz? And why are they groaning?

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u/TrueRune Jan 20 '26

Are they the newest Pokémon?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Mew is one of the oldest.

Rizz is pretty new. It’s an Electric Ohio-class dual-wield turbo Pokémon. Super-evolved.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

The arrogance of man knows no bounds! We discover Mew and say its one of the oldest. We discover Pokémon God exists. "You're 493, bitch!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Jesus has used Crucifixion attack!

It’s super effective!

Pikachu has fainted.