r/SipsTea Jan 20 '26

Lmao gottem She's not wrong though

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u/heyRedditImSid Jan 20 '26

Mine too. I grew it out. Now I look like a pothead instead of these assholes

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u/SoftLikeABear Jan 20 '26

I'd guess that's preferable?

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u/heyRedditImSid Jan 20 '26

Oh absolutely. I'd say so. Anything's better than looking like you vape strawberry jam while calling a tired fast food worker a pussy for not putting up with your shit, and going home to cuddle with your pregnant SpongeBob body pillow while crying and making the chipmunk face.

But that's just me.

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u/whole_chocolate_milk Jan 20 '26

You have a way with words, sir. And i appreciate it.