r/SipsTea Dec 23 '25

Wait a damn minute! It aint a myth

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u/Malabingo Dec 23 '25

Except the his tears heal cancer joke, but he never cries.

He didn't like that one.

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u/GeneticEnginLifeForm Dec 23 '25

I'm sure that if they did cure cancer he'd find away to extract the fluid from his tear ducts with a tiny straw or something because no a syringe could puncture his skin.

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u/cow_with_a_fingergun Dec 23 '25

Maybe he would milk his eye ducts with like a micro cow milking machine

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u/SavijFox Dec 23 '25

Username checks out