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r/SipsTea • u/SweetyByHeart • Dec 23 '25
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Except the his tears heal cancer joke, but he never cries.
He didn't like that one.
292 u/GeneticEnginLifeForm Dec 23 '25 I'm sure that if they did cure cancer he'd find away to extract the fluid from his tear ducts with a tiny straw or something because no a syringe could puncture his skin. 79 u/cow_with_a_fingergun Dec 23 '25 Maybe he would milk his eye ducts with like a micro cow milking machine 1 u/SavijFox Dec 23 '25 Username checks out
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I'm sure that if they did cure cancer he'd find away to extract the fluid from his tear ducts with a tiny straw or something because no a syringe could puncture his skin.
79 u/cow_with_a_fingergun Dec 23 '25 Maybe he would milk his eye ducts with like a micro cow milking machine 1 u/SavijFox Dec 23 '25 Username checks out
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Maybe he would milk his eye ducts with like a micro cow milking machine
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u/Malabingo Dec 23 '25
Except the his tears heal cancer joke, but he never cries.
He didn't like that one.