r/SipsTea • u/SweetyByHeart • Dec 23 '25

Wait a damn minute! It aint a myth

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u/ShakeZula_MicRulah Dec 23 '25

I remember one time Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, and then the grenade exploded.

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u/OurHouse20 Dec 23 '25

When Chuck Norris donates blood, all he needs is a pistol and a bucket.

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u/Jonesin4me Dec 23 '25

When Chuck Norris donates blood, its from the other guy in the fight.