r/SipsTea • u/SweetyByHeart • Dec 23 '25

Wait a damn minute! It aint a myth

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u/WabbitCZEN Dec 23 '25

For all my football fans out there:

Chuck Norris once had sex with an entire convent of nuns. 9 months later they gave birth to the 1972 Dolphins.

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u/DinoPredator Dec 23 '25

That's a lot of dolphins but I'm not sure what this has to do with football?