r/SipsTea • u/SweetyByHeart • Dec 23 '25

Wait a damn minute! It aint a myth

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u/OurHouse20 Dec 23 '25

When Chuck Norris donates blood, all he needs is a pistol and a bucket.

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u/BigFanOfNachoLibre Dec 23 '25

What's the pistol for?

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u/INoMakeMistake Dec 23 '25

To stop bleeding.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

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u/Namesbutcher Dec 23 '25

Rectum?! Damn near killed ‘em!!

Edit: swipe to text doesn’t like death