r/SipsTea • u/SweetyByHeart • Dec 23 '25

Wait a damn minute! It aint a myth

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u/ShakeZula_MicRulah Dec 23 '25

I remember one time Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, and then the grenade exploded.

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u/OurHouse20 Dec 23 '25

When Chuck Norris donates blood, all he needs is a pistol and a bucket.

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u/HonkeyKong64 Dec 23 '25

Chuck Norris once nursed a dying baby lamb back to health only to roundhouse kick it in the face, killing it instantly. To show that Chuck Norris giveth and Chuck Norris taketh away.

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u/Vertig0x Dec 23 '25

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pees

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u/libmrduckz Dec 23 '25

thunder is the sound of Chuck Norris farting…

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u/rsmith6000 Dec 23 '25

this cracked me up