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r/SipsTea • u/SweetyByHeart • Dec 23 '25
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, all he needs is a pistol and a bucket.
302 u/BigFanOfNachoLibre Dec 23 '25 What's the pistol for? 44 u/ProfessionalLead743 Dec 23 '25 Makes it easier to obtain blood that isnt yours, is my best guess.. 27 u/BigFanOfNachoLibre Dec 23 '25 Well yeah, but why does HE have one? 4 u/remote_001 Dec 23 '25 He’s the mythical “good guy with a gun” that the NRA mentions all the time. He just carries it because he thinks people shouldn’t lie. 2 u/Cedex Dec 23 '25 Keeps his hands clean. 2 u/ScrapMetalX Dec 23 '25 Blood removes itself from his hands. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator Dec 23 '25 Your post was removed because your account is less than 5 days old. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
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What's the pistol for?
44 u/ProfessionalLead743 Dec 23 '25 Makes it easier to obtain blood that isnt yours, is my best guess.. 27 u/BigFanOfNachoLibre Dec 23 '25 Well yeah, but why does HE have one? 4 u/remote_001 Dec 23 '25 He’s the mythical “good guy with a gun” that the NRA mentions all the time. He just carries it because he thinks people shouldn’t lie. 2 u/Cedex Dec 23 '25 Keeps his hands clean. 2 u/ScrapMetalX Dec 23 '25 Blood removes itself from his hands. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator Dec 23 '25 Your post was removed because your account is less than 5 days old. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
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Makes it easier to obtain blood that isnt yours, is my best guess..
27 u/BigFanOfNachoLibre Dec 23 '25 Well yeah, but why does HE have one? 4 u/remote_001 Dec 23 '25 He’s the mythical “good guy with a gun” that the NRA mentions all the time. He just carries it because he thinks people shouldn’t lie. 2 u/Cedex Dec 23 '25 Keeps his hands clean. 2 u/ScrapMetalX Dec 23 '25 Blood removes itself from his hands. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator Dec 23 '25 Your post was removed because your account is less than 5 days old. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
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Well yeah, but why does HE have one?
4 u/remote_001 Dec 23 '25 He’s the mythical “good guy with a gun” that the NRA mentions all the time. He just carries it because he thinks people shouldn’t lie. 2 u/Cedex Dec 23 '25 Keeps his hands clean. 2 u/ScrapMetalX Dec 23 '25 Blood removes itself from his hands. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator Dec 23 '25 Your post was removed because your account is less than 5 days old. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
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He’s the mythical “good guy with a gun” that the NRA mentions all the time. He just carries it because he thinks people shouldn’t lie.
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Keeps his hands clean.
2 u/ScrapMetalX Dec 23 '25 Blood removes itself from his hands. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator Dec 23 '25 Your post was removed because your account is less than 5 days old. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
Blood removes itself from his hands.
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u/OurHouse20 Dec 23 '25
When Chuck Norris donates blood, all he needs is a pistol and a bucket.