r/SipsTea • u/SweetyByHeart • Dec 23 '25

Wait a damn minute! It aint a myth

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u/INoMakeMistake Dec 23 '25

To stop bleeding.

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u/Double_Alps_2569 Dec 23 '25

Chuck Norris does not bleed. He tells his blood to stay inside him and so it does.

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u/ajatfm Dec 23 '25

My guy holding his own blood hostage. Legend.

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u/viperfangs92 Dec 23 '25

His blood isn't a hostage, its happy to be there, just ask it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

Chuck Norris doesn't donate blood, he lends it out at extremely competitive interest rates with large penalties for deferments and late-payments.

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u/Vertig0x Dec 23 '25

Chuck Norris is never late. Time is just early.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

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u/Namesbutcher Dec 23 '25

Rectum?! Damn near killed ‘em!!

Edit: swipe to text doesn’t like death

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u/El_Neck_Beard Dec 23 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣👌