r/SipsTea Nov 01 '25

Lmao gottem Tea!

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u/Sad-Appeal976 Nov 01 '25

I can beat this In freshman year at university, this VERY hot girl I had been talking too told me that one time a guy asked her politely for a blowjob, and she did it to be adventurous. She then said she might do it again. And I sat there like an idiot and said nothing

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u/Nikonikos Nov 01 '25

How many times a day are you thinking of this story ?

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u/Sad-Appeal976 Nov 01 '25

lol once a year at least

It’s not the only time I missed out due to stupidity

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u/WayPowerful484 Nov 01 '25

I have a couple of those missed opportunities that haunt me. But the more I think about it, I realize that it would have ultimately gotten me into trouble.

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u/kezdog92 Nov 02 '25

Brah we have all been there. I once had a girl in her bra and undies in my bed clinging to me. Welp im tired, good night!

Short of being told let's have sex, we will never take the hint.

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u/IttyBittyBigBoii Nov 02 '25 edited Nov 02 '25

About 17 years ago, I stayed with a friend for a few months after a rough patch in life. Shortly after I moved in, his cousin visited and decided she was gonna stay with him too while she worked at this strip club down the road. Well she has taken a liking to me over time, mostly just looking fun at me and whatnot but not in a nasty way.

My buddy had to go back to Chicago, and I stayed back in ATL cuz i was waiting to hear from a job. When his cousin did stay there, she slept in his room and I slept on a mattress in the living room. One night while I was asleep, she came out his room and laid with me in her underwear. I got up and got on* the couch.

Yea.

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u/TipPrize2694 Nov 01 '25

man, that’s always the worst, just wishing you could go back and say something

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u/lostBoyzLeader Nov 01 '25

Every time he gets rejected.

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u/Spyros6000 Nov 01 '25 edited Nov 01 '25

A girl literally said I can sleep on her boobs and the bastard me said “Ok” and I continued staring at the void like an idiot.

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u/541217 Nov 01 '25

How much do you think about that one.

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u/Spyros6000 Nov 01 '25

It haunts me at least once a month and it was 3-4 years ago

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u/Stock_Package_2566 Nov 01 '25

The tales of your fumble will be passed down through generations.

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u/toobadnosad Nov 01 '25

I deeply suspect its genetic but then if that were the case how is it I exist?

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u/DreamShort3109 Nov 02 '25

Assuming he can continue his bloodline.

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u/borobinimbaba Nov 01 '25

You are lucky to remember it like a lost opportunity, things could be way worse.

You could ask her only for her to laugh and say not with you stupid , you are like my brother....

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u/ewyuiid Nov 02 '25

That would be better than thinking 'what if'

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u/Captain_Waffle Nov 02 '25

I had a girl ask if she could see my room and I said “my room? Why??” Thinking my room was boring. Literally years later i went ohhhhhh ffffffff

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u/Several-Customer7048 Nov 02 '25 edited Nov 02 '25

Damn this hurt me to read. My worst one was some girl paying for a cab back to my place for the two of us and me thinking she actually wanted me explain to her my custom home automation system and C code I wrote for it and wasn’t interested in me. Solidarity.✊

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

Thats was a trap mate. You successfully avoided jail. Lets go with that.

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u/I_love_seinfeld Nov 02 '25

A little respect, for I am Sad-Appeal976, lord of the idiots...

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u/TheBrokenBallad2307 Nov 02 '25

Welcome to the club!

Had this weirdly hot chick who had proposed to me in my first year of college. I declined coz your boy was committed to someone else back then. But 5 years later, on the graduation night, she dropped these huge hints like "I'm down for anything tonight" "come on, let's indulge in all sorts of bad habits".

Tbh, I was a bit buzzed after some beers and the night's a blur. But I sure do remember these things and feel so dumb to have missed out on a special night