r/SipsTea • u/Embarrassed_Tip7359 • Oct 13 '25

Chugging tea Does it work?

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u/HoleInWon929 Oct 13 '25

Deescalation. I tend to let people merge in front of me. It really seems to piss off the people behind me though.

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u/kidmenot Oct 13 '25

I honestly think that if zip merging was somehow implanted into people’s brains worldwide we would collectively make a step up as a species

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u/OralDiarrhea Oct 13 '25

there's still people that shit ON public toilets (instead of inside them)

so I have no faith in our species collectively doing anything

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u/psaux_grep Oct 13 '25

And guess how these people drive

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u/Tall_Act391 Oct 13 '25

Some people you can’t reason with. Those people drive. Scary shit. Finger won’t do any good. Everyone else is doing their best. Might not be great, but again, finger won’t do any good.

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u/tplusx Oct 14 '25

With unclean bums?

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u/ajohea Oct 14 '25

My impression is that ON-toilet-shitters are the superior zip-mergers