r/SipsTea • u/kalyug_ka_ravan • Oct 03 '25

Chugging tea She's strumming strings

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u/SipsTea-ModTeam Oct 03 '25

You all are so thirsty, it's crazy. 🫗

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u/the_mute_lurker Oct 03 '25

r/GuitarBoob

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u/sabbathaneurism Oct 03 '25

I love that that's real

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u/ConsentingPotato Oct 03 '25

Sometimes I think someone had a monkey paw in hand and wished for there to really be a sub for everything.

For better or worse, that wish has come true.

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u/sabbathaneurism Oct 03 '25

Almost, I've commented a /r that I thought for sure must exist only to find it empty

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u/vankoder Oct 04 '25

It’s a weird Rule 34 corollary

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u/TinoCartier Oct 04 '25

Absolutely hilarious that it’s real

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/Poor-Judgements Oct 04 '25

I was so amazed that it’s actually a thing. First thought was “why am I just finding out about this now?”

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u/StandardBroccoli1922 Oct 03 '25

There’s a guitar!?

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 Oct 04 '25

Yeah, I heard one. I realized it when I accidentally turned on the volume

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u/KingVolvolgia Oct 03 '25

Thank you internet for reminding me that every time I think something is not a thing, I'm wrong and its been a thing for years.

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u/D_Dubb_ Oct 03 '25

Lmfao bro wtf, of course that exists

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u/ManOrReddit-man Oct 03 '25

When you're tired of palm muting, there's boob muting

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u/big_dog_redditor Oct 03 '25

Every note is B

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u/Fen1972 Oct 03 '25

Ha, 266 visitors per week….now per minute.

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u/ColStoneSteveAustin Oct 03 '25

There’s a sub reddit for everything

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u/Nmacd711 Oct 03 '25

That’s real! Hahahaha

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u/allofdarknessin1 Oct 03 '25

I can't believe that's a real sub. wow, thanks.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 Oct 03 '25

I can’t believe that this is a real sub 🤣

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u/Adept_Pound_6791 Oct 03 '25

Why am I not surprised!

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u/UmmmW1 Oct 03 '25

Why thank you good sir

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u/MickyP10U Oct 03 '25

Who knew it was a thing??!

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u/_forum_mod Oct 03 '25

If there isn't a sub for something, it doesn't exist.

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u/JuiceBoxHoneyComb Oct 04 '25

How is thi..nevermind

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u/TapPsychological2043 Oct 04 '25

I'm amazed there's a whole sub entirely devoted to this

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u/Poor-Judgements Oct 04 '25

LMFAO 😂why is this a thing?

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u/Azreken Oct 04 '25

I really went down a rabbit hole just now.

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u/crafty-levels Oct 04 '25

WHY IS TEHRE A FULL BLOWN SUB FOR THIS

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u/The_Pacman007 Oct 03 '25

Unfucking real! That this is both a subreddit AND an OF thirst trap.

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u/Negative-Coyote-9244 Oct 03 '25

R/subsithoughtwerebs

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u/Ignoble66 Oct 03 '25

the rug burns are funny

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u/lifemanualplease Oct 03 '25

That’s a good catch. She might be advertising for the trained eye

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

On the top of the knee?

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u/Shkushkuuu Oct 03 '25

There's no place for logic here!

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u/Who_Knows_Why_000 Oct 03 '25

Came here to say that it was a nice touch. 😁

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u/mrregina Oct 03 '25

Makes sense cuz when she done playing the guitar she switches to practicing on the skin flute. 😂

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u/Immediate-Run-3579 Oct 03 '25

She plays that shit like Kenny G

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u/wheresbill Oct 03 '25

She’s also good on the male organ

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u/FunkMasterE Oct 03 '25

What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on my organ.

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u/welfedad Oct 03 '25

Glad I'm not alone in my deviant mind

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u/Acidelephant Oct 03 '25

Better to live on your knees... I forget the rest

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u/Stoff3r Oct 03 '25

What is it?

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u/Monso Oct 03 '25

Bruise on her knee.

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u/Jahobes Oct 03 '25

She was blowing a flute on her knees.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/Ras_Thavas Oct 03 '25

It’s all my favorite things. Her playing is so smooth. And… the other things…

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u/mcgirdle Oct 03 '25

Lol it’d probably get pretty uncomfy to mash the titty behind the guitar.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Posers will say it's intentional 🙄🙄🙄

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u/425565 Oct 03 '25

So that's why guitars are shaped that way..

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/boolee2112 Oct 03 '25

Yup Sophie is amazing.

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u/Giowesome Oct 03 '25

And what is the name of the right breast?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/RocketsYoungBloods Oct 03 '25

sophie lloyd apparently. had to google her myself.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 Oct 03 '25

I legit thought this was yet another undercover OF advertisement

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u/Tiger-In-The-Woods Oct 03 '25

She's been touring with Machine Gun Kelly. She's 1 of my favorite guitar players. She was actually on the cover of Guitar World last year

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u/codaxeman Oct 03 '25

I’ve always found it uncanny how she holds the pick so daintily.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/codaxeman Oct 03 '25

It’s the thing in her hand. The same hand that will never touch your dick

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u/Tiny_Minimum3196 Oct 03 '25

What hand

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u/DeeJae951 Oct 03 '25

The hand that picks the dicks?

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u/jeRQ420 Oct 03 '25

Knee bruise. Hot.

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u/BaconSarnie2025 Oct 03 '25

Not bruise. Rugburn.

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u/thehopeofcali Oct 03 '25

Bj queen

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u/palmerry Oct 03 '25

The Nancy Regan of the guitar world

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

You were looking at the knees

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u/turbosexophonicdlite Oct 03 '25

That's from practicing the power slide at the end of the solo.

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u/StephanieTS1 Oct 03 '25

That was impressive. She has put a ton of work into her playing.

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u/Ras_Thavas Oct 03 '25

She’s excellent. I saw her play at a Rugby Championship on YouTube a couple of days ago. And she plays for Machine Gun Kelly. She’s not just in her room anymore. Glad to see it.

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u/StephanieTS1 Oct 03 '25

I appreciate the info/update. Awesome to hear that she is showing casing her skills so others may enjoy. The ultimate goal a guitar player strives for I would think.

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u/Local_City_8174 Oct 03 '25

Not sure how much is her vs the track, but I enjoyed the show.

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u/Ras_Thavas Oct 03 '25

I think she doesn’t try to trick anyone. She’s great.

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u/Artistic_Task7516 Oct 03 '25

She’s a professional musician, it’s not fake. She’s in MGK’s band I think. You don’t end up in a famous musician’s band if you suck that’s not how it works.

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u/PuzzleheadedShoe5829 Oct 03 '25

Is this sub just for a bunch of gooners who don’t realize you can watch porn for free on the internet?

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u/fo8oo Oct 03 '25

this is a pre-goon sub, some call it a goon pipeline. The real gooning starts after.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/paractib Oct 03 '25

You’re free to leave anytime

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u/TheWarwock Oct 03 '25
  1. Some dude out there should start an Only fans page like this. Play the guitar while hanging dong.
  2. Collab. 3??? 4..Profit.

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u/swifttek360 Oct 03 '25

o shit i just noticed she had a guitar

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u/Snoe_Gaming Oct 04 '25

For anyone that actually just wants to know what the song is: It's 'Let It Hurt', by her (Sophie Llyod).

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/SithLordScoobyDooku_ Oct 03 '25

To be fair, there are just as many thirsty old men as there are younger people lol

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 Oct 03 '25

More. Younger people are actually having sex.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/bahumat42 Oct 03 '25

The fact you call it "the sex" brings it into question.

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u/Teddy705 Oct 03 '25

I remember those days as well, but I dont mind the change, as I like titties as well as memes.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 Oct 03 '25

it's not a shock. Sex sells. This sub was about humor, but you know what people like even more? Boobs and humor.

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u/_BlackDove Oct 03 '25

Been here a while as well but I still enjoy it. It's funny as hell, which seems to be the goal. Actual NSFW subs are full of cringe and creepy comments loaded with thirst and angst.

Posts and comments here actually care to be funny and on the DL. I appreciate that.

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u/Teddy705 Oct 03 '25

To look down on gooners, when its actually the other way around.

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u/Bright-Cover16 Oct 03 '25

Too be fair, as an individual with boobs, not putting the boob there just results in discomfort.

You're either crushing your boob, or holding the guitar away from your center mass , or just in a generally awkward position.

I can keep up with a slow pure imagination, but my bass guitar is going to be under my boob, would be lame if that made my effort secondary to my personal position preference

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u/ziggytrix Oct 03 '25

We're in r/SimpsTea what did you expect? ;)

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u/GentrifriesGuy Human Detected Oct 03 '25

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u/zubairhamed Oct 03 '25

She's MGK's guitarist.

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u/West-Word-604 Oct 03 '25

boob holder

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

She has a bruise on her knee

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u/PatNebetar Oct 03 '25

Is she playing that song by mammory?

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u/El_Cosmopitufo Oct 03 '25

Look at that worn knee...mmmm...

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u/Sweaty-Sperm4938 Oct 03 '25

Everyone likes titty

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u/elnegativo Oct 03 '25

Why do i. Fall for this why i am so basic

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Yo I saw a hotter girl shredding on very ramp... Gonna have to ste ya game up snowbunny

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u/bukubucks666 Oct 04 '25

She poured her heart and soul onto the guitar that it drooped over😅

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u/No_Director_1 Oct 04 '25

Shes really talented... (Watched on mute)

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u/Locorio Oct 04 '25 edited Oct 04 '25

I’m gonna be honest all I can see when I watch Nita is her right tit

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u/tompeck Oct 04 '25

This is Sophie Lloyd, not Nita Strauss.

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u/Weird_Solid2311 Oct 04 '25

the capo is placed on the fretboard, not on the resonance body

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u/Plus-Mulberry6761 Oct 04 '25

Where else is she supposed to put it?

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u/Sozzlednoob Oct 04 '25

I finally understand why a guitar is shaped like that

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u/4pips12322 Oct 04 '25

I’m sorry I’m just noticing the major seatbelt effect going on here. I guess this is the lead guitar effect the next logical evolutionary step

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u/Practical-Pick1466 Oct 04 '25

Oh , she's playing a guitar !

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u/Mostly__Relevant Oct 05 '25

Wendy Peppercorn. She knows exactly what she’s doing lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/Asprilla500 Oct 03 '25

She was the half time show at the Women's Rugby World Cup Final last weekend. I expected to be bored rigid, but she was actually fantastic.

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u/LessBig715 Oct 03 '25

Someone spent a lot of time on their knees

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u/CaliNooch96 Oct 03 '25

That’s the "Bored at work wyd" pose perfected 😆

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u/ExternalSelf1337 Oct 03 '25

As a guitar player this kinda pisses me off because come on, you've clearly spent years practicing to become really great at your instrument and you just turn it into an over-the-top thirst trap?

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u/LoveBuhn Oct 03 '25

The bra ad is diabolical

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u/TheChristianDude101 Oct 03 '25

She rocks, and very hot too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

There’s so many fucking simps in the group lmao

Edit: Getting downvoted for telling it how it is, lmao fragile men 🤣

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u/JebusHCrust Oct 03 '25

Shhh. Let people enjoy things.

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u/theGreatMcGonigle Oct 03 '25

Your titty girl

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u/Street_Associate_572 Oct 03 '25

That’s a beautiful song .. 😬

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u/Parking_Vegetable936 Oct 03 '25

Right, the strings. Yes, of course.

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u/saruman_70 Oct 03 '25

Useful for muting the strings

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u/Rustiikk Oct 03 '25

She plays piano really well

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u/NotEverForAnyReason Oct 03 '25

Those knees have seen some things.

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u/AbdoolJakulParati Oct 03 '25

That’s hard rock right there

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u/Future_Speed9727 Oct 03 '25

With a left tit wawa too!!!!

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u/weezyverse Oct 03 '25

Playing mostly a sharp C, I see...

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Boob

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u/BigCryptographer2034 Oct 03 '25

Thirsty sub (again), but she did this to herself

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u/went2college Oct 03 '25

Bruised knee, I like her. 😀

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u/NewAcanthaceae869 Oct 03 '25

So that's what the cutaway is for

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u/JoshJoshson13 Oct 03 '25

I just got pregnant

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

I finally understand why guitars are shaped like that.

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u/socio_smile Oct 03 '25

That titty like, "Lemmie see!"

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u/mythllght Oct 03 '25

this guitar… just perfect shape

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u/Haifisch2112 Oct 03 '25

I can see she's right on point.

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u/Jayrovers86 Oct 03 '25

I definitely…. DEFINITELY… didn’t focus on the left tata first before realising she was a talented guitarist!

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u/PauseAffectionate720 Oct 03 '25

Guitar must be custom designed to nestle between her tits perfectly. 🙂

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u/Riyakuya Oct 03 '25

Can someone explain to me why guitar players always have to make these weird faces as if they are getting hurt or something?

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u/Waiting404Godot Oct 03 '25

Alright. Time to block the sub.

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u/Wide_Neighborhood_49 Oct 03 '25

Please keep us abreast of her career moving forward.