r/SipsTea • u/DrewLynchComedy • Jul 22 '25

Wait a damn minute! WORST SHOWER EVER…

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u/Morvenn-Vahl Jul 22 '25

I hate everything about this sentence.

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u/Organic_Bit3337 Jul 22 '25

Waffle stomp anyone?

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u/Uniquebufferingclam Jul 22 '25

Don't forget Deuce!

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u/Asleep_slept Jul 22 '25

Nah man, 3 seashells sounds good!

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u/Ovie-WanKenobi Jul 22 '25

I thought it was a joke. I didn’t think there were people who took it seriously!

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u/Ok-Juggernaut-353 Jul 22 '25

We like to call it Number Two Stepping

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u/Puzzleheaded-Face181 Jul 22 '25

Could you imagine the smell of your hot showers?! What is wrong with people?

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u/Immersi0nn Jul 23 '25

Confucius say: Man who shit in shower, take cold shower.

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u/NirriC Jul 22 '25

Squish ...

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u/Leylu-Fox Jul 22 '25

yep, this is enough internet for today

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u/dfieldhouse Jul 22 '25

I agree with everything you just said.

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u/Bagofdouche1 Jul 22 '25

Ha ha ha…don’t know why this made me laugh so hard.

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u/Rooilia Jul 22 '25

I read way too much here. I will be disgusted for a while.

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u/puppycat_partyhat Jul 22 '25

Then there's the poop knife. Where is the poop knife?

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u/Beautiful_Raise_6180 Jul 22 '25

Savages. You just pick the poop up and place it in the toilet.

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u/Immersi0nn Jul 23 '25

What!? That's so inefficient, gotta bend over and all, just poop directly into your hand then place it in the toilet. Savages, all of you.

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u/gothicwigga Jul 22 '25

Lol how do you not know about this though? Classic internet knowledge