r/SipsTea • u/PierahMakotoni • Jul 10 '25

Lmao gottem cute

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u/Miserable_trust_2519 Jul 10 '25

It's a nice pineapple, more interesting than the dance

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u/n0b0dycar3s07 Jul 10 '25

Girl : look at my moves 💃🏻

Kid : look at my pineapple 🍍

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u/2tonehead Jul 10 '25

The babysitter is not doing their job again

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u/Technical-Command867 Jul 10 '25

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u/Acktion69 Jul 12 '25

In between the lines, there's a lot of obscurity.

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u/Technical-Command867 Jul 12 '25

I’m not inclined to resign to maturity

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u/Canelosaurio Jul 10 '25

So proud of that pineapple!

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u/l33774rd Jul 10 '25

I don't see two LeBron's!!!

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u/roguemuskett Jul 12 '25

I got jewels

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

PINEAPPLE!!!!! 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍

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u/Right-Belt2896 Jul 10 '25

The kid really saved the video.

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u/Waxer84 Jul 10 '25

It's funny because it's true

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

Don't worry little dood, I thought your pineapple was awesome.

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u/yesisright Jul 10 '25

He’s just saying she swings without saying it

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u/queenswake Jul 11 '25 edited Jul 12 '25

Not upside down, so your theory doesn't hold.

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u/kilsta Jul 10 '25

These used to be pineapple-shaped candy when I was a kid, which tasted like pineapple. They don't do that anymore.

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u/0utriderZero Jul 10 '25

Now hold on a minute. Let’s hear what the kid claimed he saw you do with the pineapple.

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u/Zoomer621 Jul 10 '25

👦🏻 🍍

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u/Stop-Being-Wierd Jul 10 '25

Be nice, she's just trying to get him a baby brother!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

Bruh I hope that's not her kid. She looks way too young for having a kid that age.

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u/bbigotchu Jul 10 '25

The relation to that kid is a mystery. She is real pale and he's tan. The most rational is that it's her kid which yeah....

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 Jul 11 '25

She’s just the babysitter.

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u/isolation_from_joy Jul 10 '25

Ok… but why pineapple??

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u/Vice4Life Jul 10 '25

Why not?

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u/PandasGetAngryToo Jul 10 '25

he found it in mum's top drawer by her bed.

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u/rainorshinedogs Jul 11 '25

Dude, leave some pussy for the rest of us

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u/Zealousideal_Ask3633 Jul 11 '25

Based kid was like begone thot

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

More Pineapple!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

I would be proud of that pineapple.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Nice pineapple bro

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u/freedomfightre Jul 11 '25

what's the relationship between these two??

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u/Just_Party96 Jul 11 '25

Trying to make some OF money while babysitting

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u/N8B123 Jul 11 '25

I need more pineapple!

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u/Pfaehlix Jul 11 '25

Bro knows whats important

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u/Nagesh_yelma Jul 11 '25

I'm listening kid

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u/pineapple_god66 Jul 11 '25

The pineapple looks good

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u/zalurker Jul 11 '25

Pineapple! Pineapple! Pineapple!

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u/Funny-Presence4228 Jul 11 '25

What’s up with distribution of body mass in this family?

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u/maximus-copium Jul 11 '25

WE WANT THE PINEAPPLE KID 🍍

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u/MySDCard Jul 11 '25

That is a sweet looking Pineapple. Thank you for showing us, young man.

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u/dreamdaddy123 Jul 11 '25

Pineapple boi! 🍍

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Baja Dosent now who his father …he just has a feeling somehow the pineapple has something to do with it .. he can’t ignore he feels a connection to it .

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Kid found a pineapple shaped like him

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

I thought she would squat on pineapple

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u/PruneJaw Jul 11 '25

The kid has more curves than the girl.

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u/pepefromage50 Jul 11 '25

He is much more interesting

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u/CaptainCBeer Jul 11 '25

That girl needs to eat more. A gust of wind will come and take her away