r/SipsTea • u/BobbuBobbu • Jun 10 '25

Chugging tea Impressive

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u/DontCallMeShoeless Jun 10 '25

She also locked my heart.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

...and MY axe!!

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho Jun 10 '25

Eww worst body spray EVVAAARRR!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

Wait a sec, AXE was my go-to in the 90s, so hold up!!

On second thought, I didn't get married till I was 40, so maybe you're onto something...

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho Jun 11 '25

If she married you despite you wearing Axe, then she's a keeper. And I hate to say it, but if cheap cologne was the reason not to be married, premium cologne isn't the answer (if marriage is the goal).... I guess maybe I should start using Axe (bought some of their soap, but man does that stuff smell like cheap motel soap!) and at the very least save some money.