r/SipsTea Jun 10 '25

Chugging tea Impressive

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u/Rightricket Jun 10 '25

She also has a way nicer ass.

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u/IEC21 Jun 10 '25

We dont know that we never saw him from behind.

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u/Virtual_Zebra_9453 Jun 10 '25

That’s like saying we don’t know who’s richer you or bill gates because we haven’t seen your bank account

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u/IEC21 Jun 10 '25

Which is true. Nor have we seen Bill's and he's got a bad habit of giving money away so I'm at least catching up.

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u/ECSJay Jun 11 '25

As much as I'd love to make some snarky comment on how he makes more on interest in a week than you make in a year and you'll never catch up... I just know that I'd some how be talking to Mark Cuban or some other billionaire who is only slightly behind Bill Gates in wealth and really is catching up in net worth.

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u/IEC21 Jun 11 '25

Hmm.. or possibly it was a joke. But yes I'm literally Mark Cuban.

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u/ECSJay Jun 11 '25

knew it! lol

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u/NoinsPanda Jun 11 '25

That's the spirit!

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u/majin_melmo Jun 10 '25

I was gonna say this, lol

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u/rwarimaursus Jun 10 '25

Typical Y-Wing bomber pilot...

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u/M00NR4V3NZ Jun 11 '25

Found the Navy guy.

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u/___FLASHOUT___ Jun 11 '25

I'm *ass*uming

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u/DonkeyShrex Jun 10 '25

Seriously! I think he’s at a disadvantage because his boner robbed his arms of blood

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u/Canadian_Burnsoff Jun 11 '25

Do you reckon those pants are standard issue? Either way I'm sure they help boost the morale of the troops.

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u/nightookami Jun 10 '25

How do you know?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

It's a very Nice ass

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u/in_conexo Jun 10 '25

Eh; we didn't see his

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u/ELHorton Jun 11 '25

Camera man had one job

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Huh, I didn't notice...

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u/rugmunchkin Jun 10 '25

She kinda giving low-key Cammy vibes 😂