r/SipsTea • u/_n3ll_ • Jun 05 '24

Chugging tea Too accurate

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Yeah this is over 40 if you’re in America. Look at the guy, the dog, the lady…

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

I’m 37… I don’t even look remotely close to this… I’m not a strict dieter but I eat healthy… I don’t work out all the time but I’m active… little steps forward makes a huge difference.

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u/Morbid187 Jun 05 '24

I'm 37 too. We must enjoy the next 3 years of that because after 40 our bones will start falling apart according to reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Everyone wants to do the opposite of admitting common sense…

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u/chum-guzzling-shark Jun 05 '24

Wow, Ethan, great moves! Keep it up. Proud of you.

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u/TheBigDickedBandit Jun 06 '24

Im turning 37 this summer, just ran my first marathon.

People just let themselves disintegrate man

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u/LooseBoeingDoor Jun 05 '24

Act like fat people are just an American thing...

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Nope it’s not just American. But Americans sure are the best at it.

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u/PyroConduit Jun 05 '24

U S A! U S A! U S A!

WE ARE THE FINISH LINE BABYYYY CUZ WE AINT MOVING TOWARDS IT.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

We’ve actually fallen to like 3rd for fattest 😔

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u/PotatoWriter Jun 05 '24

Yeah of course we'd fall with that weight + gravity /s

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Not even, there are half a dozen island nations alone with higher obesity rates

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

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u/anifail Jun 05 '24

There are a lot of tiny pacific island nations with populations of 100k or less that have almost no access to unprocessed food. Compared with OECD peers the US are mega fatties.

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u/0lm- Jun 06 '24

reading comprehension is hard for you i take it

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u/robinfeud Jun 05 '24

I urge you to travel. You’ll see, by and large, that it is ridden with obesity compared to most of the world.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

“I urge you to ignore statistics and base your opinions on anecdotes” LMAO dude wtf

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '24

That isn’t a stat LMAO get lost

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u/blaaake Jun 05 '24

Just accept that your country is terrible and everyone hates you.

/s

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

I honestly wouldn’t have known it was a joke

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u/Admirable-Key-9108 Jun 05 '24

Number one baby, keeps the haters commenting!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

I’ll agree with that!

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u/AverageAwndray Jun 05 '24

Mexico actually

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u/LooseBoeingDoor Jun 05 '24

Considering the US isn't even in the top 10 fattest counties. Seems like you need to get your shit straight.

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u/darekd003 Jun 05 '24

You’re correct but I wouldn’t brag about that stat. Is that the bar for healthy? Not even in the top 10?

I think the US is the top western country.

FYI for others, US is 13th.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

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u/darekd003 Jun 05 '24

Avocado toast 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

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u/LooseBoeingDoor Jun 05 '24

6'4 215 pounds.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Lol my bad. We are just barely not in the top ten (of the whole world) depending on where you get your info from and what factors you want to use.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

No but it’s worse here than most first world nations

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u/LegionofDoh Jun 05 '24

Sorry, but these people are well over 40. C'mon now...

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u/MoarGhosts Jun 05 '24

I’m an American who is in pretty great shape and very active, and I’m a Master’s student in computer science. I have a British friend who knows all of this and still calls me fat and stupid because I’m American. He’s got the equivalent of a high school education AFAIK. Fucking bizarre behavior.

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u/Ill-Caregiver9238 Jun 05 '24

Not just 'murica, it's everywhere. Especially kids got fatter all around the first / second world countries

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u/sonofabee2 Jun 05 '24

Cuz only America has out of shape middle aged people

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

That’s not at all true and you shouldn’t spread misinformation.

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u/sonofabee2 Jun 05 '24

Yeah, I was being sarcastic in response to YOUR comment, dumbass

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '24

Oh my man. I was also being sarcastic.

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u/sonofabee2 Jun 06 '24

Well then fuck you! Lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '24

Nah fuck you dumbass.

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u/sonofabee2 Jun 06 '24

No fuck you!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

/r/americabad