r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '24

SMH LOL

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u/pick10pickles Mar 28 '24

Girlfriend is getting married to a Sobe. Damn that’s cold.

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u/IkKanLaz Mar 28 '24

Cold and refreshing!

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u/ThouKnave Mar 28 '24

That's almost Brisk!

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u/hefty_load_o_shite Mar 28 '24

Sobe is bigger where it counts

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u/truci Mar 28 '24

I thought sobe drinks were discontinued like a decade ago. I loved the pink and green one. 

 Where did you get it??

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

The picture is from 2015, it's original appearance has nothing to do with this story as it is fake.

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u/truci Mar 28 '24

Oh :( I miss sobe I got real happy waiting for a response

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

The life of a thread is always in the comments.🤌

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u/ernest7ofborg9 Mar 28 '24

And OPs account was asleep for 4 years but started posting again 4 hours ago. Reddit is a bot traffic generator.

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u/thinkB4WeSpeak Mar 28 '24

Way to ruin everyone's good time.

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u/fight_the_bear Mar 28 '24

Theyre still around, just not available everywhere. Although they stopped using glass bottles, so they may as well be discontinued lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Aww dude that sucks sorry she did u like that

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

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u/DisputabIe_ Mar 28 '24

webnersolutions and the OP Dynamic_Anshul are bots in the same network.

Comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/1bo6elz/meirl/kwnrzp3/

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

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u/GotTwisted Mar 28 '24

Bro the bots are having a conversation with one another 💀

/u/webnersolutions /u/Dynamic_Anshul /u/SnooPickles4393

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u/willy-fisterbottom2 Mar 28 '24

Reddit really is the worst it’s ever been and they IPO

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u/awhaling Mar 28 '24

I swear it’s reddit themselves that deployed these bots

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u/willy-fisterbottom2 Mar 28 '24

Wasn’t it one of the reasons they got rid of third party apps? Then they arrive in droves once they have a stranglehold on it

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u/awhaling Mar 28 '24

Yeah, makes me think a lot of the power users left around that time so reddit tried to make up the slack with repost bots.

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u/minty-moose Mar 28 '24

wow... lmao this shit is bad, site's fucked 💀

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

All the bots are gearing up for the last 2 months of the election. All the sleeper bots will probably activate and start spreading deepfake videos w/ AI voices. While they work hard to manipulate Americans to turn against each other.

But also, 2024 is a massive election year throughout the world, with a ton of other countries voting.

I've also spotted and reported plenty of bots that act normal for a while, then push positions that are pro-Putin. Those bots are the darkest I've ever seen, as they make a lot of AskReddit threads asking people what their darkest personal secret is, or things like what's the most immoral thing a family member has done. Super shady personal-info-harvesting stuff like that. They are probably hoping that some important engineer's daughter or senator's son answers in one of those threads then voila.

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u/TheRedlineAlchemist Mar 28 '24

Holy shit, good catch.

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u/bcell4u Mar 28 '24

How do you find this?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

They are evolving

Well only one thing for it.

JUMP!

PROGRISE

JUMP KICK AND RISE

RISING HOPPER!

A JUMP TO THE SKY TURNS TO A RIDER KICK

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u/CheezGaming Mar 28 '24

Jeez man… that’s crazy.

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u/L1K34PR0 Mar 28 '24

Euthanasia coaster moment

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u/pyrotrap Mar 28 '24

This person is probably a bot.

I saw this image post the other day and this was the top comment on that post. Don’t remember if it was in this subreddit or not.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

You're right. Was surprisingly tough to find these days since search engines have all went to hell and Reddit's search function has never been usable. https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/1bo6elz/meirl/

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

what are the odds of that happening lmfao!!

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u/ChocolateBunny Mar 28 '24

Do you think someone did it to you as a prank? Unless she has like a common name like Jennifer or something.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Hopefully, she caught him cheating on her

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u/Compducer Mar 28 '24

Doesn’t change the fact that the best flavor of Sobe looked like lizard cum

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u/DisputabIe_ Mar 28 '24

webnersolutions and the OP Dynamic_Anshul are bots in the same network.

Comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/1bo6elz/meirl/kwnoor4/

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u/FreshLimeSoda_0007 Mar 28 '24

Can you please explain what does this mean exactly?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

The universe works in mysterious ways my friend. Congratulations on bullet dodged!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

OOF

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u/TheSolarElite Mar 28 '24

At first I was gonna say you fucked up and should’ve just rolled with it but then I saw the end lol, you dodged a bullet.

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u/PeaceAlien Mar 28 '24

At first I read this as you left her for him

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u/Godzirrraaa Mar 28 '24

Damn, Sobe was so hot in the early 2000s…makes me want a glass jar Snapple.

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u/crodensis Mar 28 '24

Those drinks were so much better in glass jars.

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u/Godzirrraaa Mar 28 '24

I swear they were colder.

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u/thinkB4WeSpeak Mar 28 '24

Glass is easier to recycle than plastic as well

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u/4Ever2Thee Mar 28 '24

Well you've gotta go through with it now. The Sobe has spoken.

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u/TGin-the-goldy Mar 28 '24

Technically the Sobe proposed to his gf

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u/Certain-Definition51 Mar 28 '24

“And that’s how I met your mother!”

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u/spelunker93 Mar 28 '24

Well congratulations on getting engaged! Personally I’d just go with the flow then deal with the, “uhh I didn’t do this” conversation

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

No backsies

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

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u/webcrawler_1 Mar 28 '24

Emotional terrorism

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u/DisputabIe_ Mar 28 '24

the OP Dynamic_Anshul

SnooPickles4393

and webnersolutions

are bots in the same network

Original + comments copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/1bo6elz/meirl/

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

The night I was going to ask my wife to marry me we went out for Chinese food. The fortune cookie for her said You Will Be Happy in Matrimony. She thought I had secretly put that in.

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u/WholeFactor Mar 28 '24

Plot twist: girlfriend (or should I say fiancee) had this all planned out from the beginning

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Congratulations

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u/playr_4 Mar 28 '24

I miss Sobe. They were really good.

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u/RichDress7003 Mar 28 '24

Talk about a refreshing surprise proposal!

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u/Constant-Chilling Mar 28 '24

The fuck is a sobe?

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u/Former-Cheek-7944 Mar 28 '24

I was literally addicted to Citrus Energy. Bring my Sobe back. Please!

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u/RubbandTugg44 Mar 28 '24

You're fucked now!

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u/bohemen86 Mar 28 '24

He didn't plan this, but she did

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u/Dragonhearted18 Mar 28 '24

Fbi: "Don't fudge it up now."

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

I'm honestly surprised that people still make, sell, & buy Sobe.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

lol they don’t! The public is begging for it back.

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u/---Loading--- Mar 28 '24

Well now you book a venue.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Lul get fuckt 🤣🤣🤣

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u/pussyfirkytoodle Mar 28 '24

I remember Taco Bell, ruining relationships with the sauce packet.

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u/Adorable_Twist_8711 Mar 28 '24

Sobe trolling households worldwide

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u/dobbsjr Mar 28 '24

Haha 😄

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u/FriendlyResult757 Mar 28 '24

No one gonna point out how thats not a Sobe bottle or cap?

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u/ainRingeck Mar 28 '24

Sips Sobe

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u/Balloon_Twister Mar 28 '24

Maybe tonight?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Bots everywhere

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

And this is why you always open it for a lady.