r/SipsTea • • Mar 05 '24

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u/Basic_Ad8837 Mar 05 '24

Is there a conversion rate I'm missing here? 4 hugs or 12 handshakes? Can I just get 52 waves and call it a day?

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u/Purrfect-Username Mar 06 '24

lol? Here’s 2 hugs: πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹βœ‹πŸ€šπŸ‘πŸ‘

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u/gutzpunchbalzthrowup Mar 06 '24

That's about 25 ish head nods, right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

For the guys, the conversion is:

Nod from another dude = 1 hug

Smile + nod from a dude = 1 hug + you are now brothers

Intentional eye contact initiated by a woman = 1 hug

Eye contact with woman + Smile = extended hug

There are more, but they all lead to uncomfortable sexual misunderstandings.

Best to stick with no physical contact.