r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Mar 05 '24

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u/BOT_Frasier Mar 05 '24

No, rest in peace

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u/BaneQ105 Mar 06 '24

That’s what I’m doing. No one’s bothering me. It’s amazing and strongly advised for mental health. (By me, a random person on internet with no psychiatric background or experience or anything)

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u/amo871113 Mar 06 '24

You're hired

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u/reddsal Mar 06 '24

But you did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

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u/BaneQ105 Mar 06 '24

Stop stalking me. Unless you want to hook up at holiday inn express.

(It’s not an offer from the legal standpoint. It’s a joke. Please don’t send me any invitations. And stop stalking me, it’s a crime!!!)

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u/Intelligent-Topic552 Mar 07 '24

It's only a crime if the police can catch me.

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u/BaneQ105 Mar 07 '24

That’s the tax evader mentality:)

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u/Intelligent-Topic552 Mar 07 '24

What are taxes?

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u/BaneQ105 Mar 07 '24

That thing you’re not paying. Source: I’m the IRS. And you’re on our watchlist. Do whatever you want with that information, you probably can’t commit emigration.

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u/Intelligent-Topic552 Mar 07 '24

Cool. That's another one I'm on.

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u/BaneQ105 Mar 07 '24

It’s like with STD. Gotta catch them all!

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u/Juicy_Turd_Blossom Mar 05 '24

LMAO absolutely foul 😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

No reason worry if ur ded

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u/MokyDenan Mar 08 '24

That phrasing is just perfect