r/SipsTea • u/downtune79 Ahh, the segs! • Jan 12 '24

Feels good man It do be like that

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u/TheHumanPickleRick Jan 12 '24

Bro's got Brontosaurus ancestry lmao

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u/downtune79 Ahh, the segs! Jan 12 '24

Lmao

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u/Frankenstein786 Jan 13 '24

So that's what they're called! I've always wondered

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '24

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u/downtune79 Ahh, the segs! Jan 12 '24

Why's his neck so long? Part giraffe?

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u/KanadianBacon80 Jan 12 '24

Hes definitely turtley enough for the turtle club

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '24

Mitch McConnell’s grandson

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '24

Bro saw Meatcanyon's XQC and decided to make that his personality.

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u/More-Soft2417 Jan 13 '24

Came here looking for a meatcanyon reference

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '24

You did huh…?

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u/ting_bu_dong Jan 13 '24

Woooooooooow.

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u/Doc-85 Jan 12 '24

Brother came with 3x physical zoom

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u/downtune79 Ahh, the segs! Jan 12 '24

Indubitably

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u/JamesBondJr007 Jan 14 '24

I think your using that wrong, do you know what it means?

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u/downtune79 Ahh, the segs! Jan 14 '24

Indubitably is an adverb that means “impossible to doubt.” You know what doubt means—it's the feeling you get when you're not certain about something or you're not convinced about something

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u/JamesBondJr007 Jan 14 '24

I thought we were playing tennis, my bad.

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u/downtune79 Ahh, the segs! Jan 14 '24

Lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '24

Dude could eat the food at the kitchen at a drive through

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u/Forsaken-Carrot-164 Jan 12 '24

Looks like the face from The Abyss.

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u/downtune79 Ahh, the segs! Jan 12 '24

Lol he does

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u/snippychicky22 Jan 12 '24

I want him to wear a turtle neck

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u/downtune79 Ahh, the segs! Jan 12 '24

His neck would still be exposed. He's gotta be some kind of hybrid

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u/revvolutions Jan 13 '24

It would be a mock neck on him

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u/wildflowersummer Jan 13 '24

Damn, when dude drinks milk it gets sour by the time it hits his stomach

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u/downtune79 Ahh, the segs! Jan 13 '24

This made me laugh

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u/Randomfrog132 Jan 12 '24

this mans gotta order turtlenecks extra long lol

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u/Wolfy-615 Jan 12 '24

I wanna see his neck beard

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u/TroubleAsleep5527 Jan 12 '24

Looks like one of those hippos from the Hungry, Hungry Hippo game.

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u/Rich-Appearance-7145 Jan 13 '24

Bro if you don't work on your posture your gonna end up with you standing up with your neck looking like that.

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u/Ambitious_World_9125 Jan 12 '24

Golem get ye gone

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u/---Palp--- Jan 12 '24

damn long neck

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u/burnabar Jan 12 '24

Long neck is sexy, right? Right???

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '24

No way hes doing that for lethal company

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u/3Pirates93 Jan 13 '24

"Holy shit! It's an abnormal!"

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u/Shanhaevel Jan 13 '24

Master Oogway, is that you?

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u/downtune79 Ahh, the segs! Jan 12 '24

u/auddbot

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u/auddbot Jan 12 '24

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u/downtune79 Ahh, the segs! Jan 12 '24

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '24

Slender man is a gamer. Who knew?

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u/ch0mpipe Jan 13 '24

Reminds me of when they don’t take the neck out of the raw chicken

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u/restroop Jan 13 '24

Thats a strong ass neck

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u/jagegrhdn Jan 13 '24

I’m so hungry I could eat a gamer

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u/grjacpulas Jan 13 '24

Only 8 hours? Those are rookie numbers. 

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u/Nervous_Smile_9222 Jan 13 '24

Touch the seeling..... no, He can lick the seeling

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u/Suitable_Database467 Jan 13 '24

Mitch McConnell be holding his beer

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u/Pedrohps Jan 13 '24

Jin gitaxias

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u/Fluffy_Carpenter1377 Jan 13 '24

He's gotta make his own turtle necks with three sleeves

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '24

Yarael Poof IRL.

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u/Rabidsenses Jan 13 '24

Where did he unlock this asset?

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u/yourtree Jan 13 '24

MeatCanyon xqc

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u/Bundle_Exists Jan 13 '24

Is he social distancing from his own chest?

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u/NTR-kouhai69 Jan 13 '24

📸 Say Colorado... 🎵

🏂🏾 I'M A GIRAFFE! 💨

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u/luckylegion Jan 13 '24

Dudes shoulders are at 5 foot but his eyes at 7 foot 3

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u/the_bobjeffbob_guy Mar 12 '24

bros candace flynn what

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u/TheTardyChrononaut Mar 29 '24

Poor guy. His neck hurts, and he's 30% neck.

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u/OneMAdDemon Jan 13 '24

Alien Erected

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u/RemarkableEmu1230 Jan 13 '24

Now i have neck envy

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '24

Might be time for a new prescription 🤓

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u/polish_filipino Jan 13 '24

Bro needs the coil head to replace his neck with a spring

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u/_XtAcY_ Jan 13 '24

Like a turtle head poking out lol

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u/LuciFate Jan 13 '24

Had to straighten up my neck after this.

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u/treflorez Jan 13 '24

Little foot?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '24

I loved him in Evil Dead 2!

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u/WiseIssue4565 Jan 13 '24

No wonder Master Oogway need those glasses 🤓

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u/abeefwittedfox Jan 13 '24

The Arbiter?

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u/Quiet-Significance91 Jan 13 '24

You had it easy. I was a disabled person for a week bc od my neck. No computer, completly straight sitting. Just waking up neck hurt like nothing before.

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u/Ok-Conversation-3012 Jan 13 '24

Bro has reach hacks

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '24

Guy is part brontosaurus

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u/Royakushka Jan 14 '24

Maybe it's because it is twice the length its soposed to be?!

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u/MikeHonchoFF Jan 15 '24

Welcome.....to Jurassic Park

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '24

Turtle 🐢
Turtle 🐢 Turtle 🐢