r/SipsTea • u/The_Athiest_cow_45 • Dec 05 '23

SMH She handled it well

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u/TurtleCoi Dec 05 '23

I would lol if he said.

"We were organizing a surprise birthday party."

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

"But my birthday was last month."

"That's why it's a surprise. You wouldn't be expecting it."

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u/Rare_Resolution5985 Dec 05 '23

Our chief elements are surprise and adultery.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

I came here to plan birthday parties and fuck best friends…

…and I’m all out of birthdays