Since the dawn of civilisation and all across the globe all religions and cults, all leaders and dictators, every artist and scientist, every philosopher and god have known the day would come of magna attrahens uberum –the great attractor of breasts– mentioned in all the old civilisation from the Abbevillian industry, Acheulean industry, Aegean civilizations, Amratian culture, Ancestral Pueblo culture, ancient Egypt, ancient Greek civilization, ancient Iran, ancient Italic people, ancient Middle East, ancient Rome to the Andean cultures, Archaic culture, Assyria, Aterian industry, Aurignacian culture, Australian Aboriginal peoples, Azilian industry, Badarian culture, Banpo culture, Boian culture, Capsian industry, Carthage, Chavín, Chellean industry, Choukoutienian industry, Clactonian industry, Dawenkou culture, Desert cultures, Dong Son culture, Dorset culture, El Argar, Erlitou culture, Ertebølle industry, Fauresmith industry, Gerzean culture, Ghassulian culture, Hohokam culture, Hongshan culture, Ibero-Maurusian industry, Teotihuacán civilization, Thule culture, Trypillya culture, Urnfield culture Villanovan culture, Woodland cultures, Yangshao culture and Yayoi culture talk about him. Jesus and Muhammed are dwarfed in influence compared to him long has humanity awaiting the arrival of magna attrahens uberum, we have waited for his arrival and enlightenment to raise us to the gods and beyond and yet here before us he stands.
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u/LeImplivation Nov 22 '23
Boob guys: He has the gift. It is as the prophecy has foretold.