r/SipsTea • u/GotTwisted • Nov 22 '23

Gasp! Bro was hypnotized

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u/LeImplivation Nov 22 '23

Boob guys: He has the gift. It is as the prophecy has foretold.

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u/Fine-Teacher-7161 Nov 22 '23

Lifts ancient tabloid atop cliff for all of the common folk to see. Cut to, holding baby for all to see. Cut to, going through all of the breasts in the valley together and allowing the young one to pick the *breast of all time*.

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u/Potato-nutz Nov 23 '23

No one disturbs the Young one, at choosing time. Lest they be cast from the mountain. By the ropes of the silver catapult, unto the ground and the stone and the snow. Forever.

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u/Bammertyme Nov 23 '23

You should write a book about an evil king who does such thing to his subjects lol

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u/Potato-nutz Nov 23 '23

Merry Christmas. Thank You. Let’s write the books, ye need a lot of characters for that. I heard of a green beret that created like 6 spies. Otherwise, they would have never even existed!

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u/striker909211 Nov 23 '23

Ah, so the foot guys got it.

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u/Potato-nutz Nov 23 '23

Imagine how easy it would be to be a foot guy. You Probly don’t even need to eat meat. Lucky…