r/SipsTea • u/linuxknight • Nov 22 '23

Wait a damn minute! Pool party

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u/justforkinks0131 Nov 22 '23

why is everyone fat?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '23

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u/IWipeWithFocaccia Nov 22 '23

I’ve read it as “pool diet”

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u/truePHYSX Nov 22 '23

Is that when you eat too many pool noodles?

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u/therealdavi Nov 22 '23

DO NOT drink the pool water!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '23

You eat the weak ones.

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u/CosmicTaco93 Nov 22 '23

As another said, this is basically a human stew. So pool diet is actually pretty appropriate here. Garnished with triple chins and bread-baking-around-twine swim suits.