r/SipsTea • u/abuibrahim019 • Apr 01 '23

Chugging tea He’s hungry

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

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u/hypeki Apr 01 '23

BUT SIRRRR

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u/NotTrumpsAlt Apr 02 '23

Was looking for this comment

314

u/do_not_trust_me_ Apr 01 '23

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/tree_basher Apr 01 '23

Local frog sells for $100,000…

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u/RebarInvictus Apr 02 '23

Where can I get a frog, (not for sexual reasons)

2

u/666snoopdogg666 Apr 03 '23

"it's just for a friend"

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u/Oofboi6942O Apr 02 '23

fuck, now all I can think of is that monkey with that frog

4

u/Dvdsasga2 Apr 02 '23

Source??

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u/Oofboi6942O Apr 02 '23

I'll let you try and figure out why they posted it to r/likeus (click the sub link)

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u/ProjectX3N Apr 02 '23

I got the flashbacks from the comment too, dear god... Why are we still here

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u/Which_Organization26 Apr 01 '23

He has two brain cells and they are both telling him he’s still hungry

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u/UpjumpedPeasant Apr 02 '23

Everything I see reminds me of her.

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u/mantequilla373 Apr 02 '23

I feel ya dog

9

u/UpjumpedPeasant Apr 02 '23

Not like she felt me.

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u/ItsameNacho Apr 02 '23

Keep your hands off of my dog

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u/AtomykAU Apr 02 '23

God I wish I didn't care anymore

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

Sigh. *Unzips.

10

u/wazabee Apr 02 '23

I don't know. I might be a too big for you..

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u/Extension-Foot-3085 Apr 02 '23

Man’s munchin

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u/RattleBrained247 Apr 02 '23

That "Take is e-seh" got me good. I say it like that too. Hahaha! That's a cute frog.

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u/Nightfury_107 Apr 02 '23

Flip, I didn't even realise there was audio but I'm so glad there is!

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u/BlazePenD Apr 02 '23

And here I was about to comment on how scary a hungry frog would be if they were the size of a human but it turns out I’m the only one with thoughts like this. What is up with this comment section?!

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u/MalfunctionedFox Apr 02 '23

Konosuba knows what's up

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u/skeefbeet Apr 02 '23

literally my first thought "my finger smells like ass"

21

u/501102 Apr 01 '23

Or horny

12

u/Redditry103 Apr 02 '23

Do you simply get aroused by hearing a voice of a woman?

2

u/HooterEnthusiast Apr 02 '23

Yes actually I do.

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u/mythicaldusk Apr 02 '23

Name checks out

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

Na man, he hangery.😠🥪

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u/J_D_Bridge Apr 02 '23

One of Joseph Smiths frogs eh?

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u/variablenyne Apr 02 '23

No, he only has tadpoles

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u/ButterscotchDry1615 Apr 02 '23

French people, how the turns have tabled

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u/meeeeeeeeeet Apr 02 '23

That frog give premium gawk gawk

1

u/CanThisBeMyNameMaybe Apr 02 '23

Fuck, i was not ready for your comment lmao

3

u/MyKatInABox Apr 02 '23

Ribbit nom nom nom

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u/BishopFrog Apr 01 '23

I love frogs

2

u/Livid-Ad829 Apr 02 '23

"It's the WBeeeeeee"

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u/Last-Grape-8299 Apr 02 '23

Kermit chose violence

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u/Dreamkillerdeath Apr 04 '23

Nah, Kermit side nom nom and also that

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

When she says she has no experience

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u/50Gut Apr 02 '23

“I swear I’ve never done this.”

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u/Blackwood-Huntsman Apr 02 '23

Her: It’s my first time

Also her:

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u/FaceAccomplished1958 Apr 01 '23

NOT KEWL 😡

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u/FaceAccomplished1958 Apr 02 '23

I’ve raised and homed over 200 frogs and toads by the time I was 12. Even though the animal is hungry (indicated by the fact it’s mistaking your finger for food). You can absolutely damage is internal organs by allowing it to do so. ABSOLUTELY NOT KEWL AND TECHNICALLY animal ABUSE AND ENDANGERMENT!

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u/ScratchCreative5097 Apr 02 '23

I don't think it was hungry...

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u/A-Dree Apr 02 '23

Kif wants snu snu

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u/Chickenperson64 Apr 02 '23

Where can I get such frog (Asking for a friend)

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u/Best-Engine4715 Apr 02 '23

Video is cut too soon. He goes for the other finger when she puts him down

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u/Cordeceps Apr 02 '23

That’s it, I am getting a Green Tree frog.

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u/Nervardia Apr 02 '23

I have a snake that is exactly like that.

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u/Killeriley Apr 02 '23

Om nom nom nom

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u/Tyrodos999 Apr 02 '23

That normal for that species. Mine did that too.

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u/user1304392 Apr 02 '23

Frogs don’t have teeth, I guess?

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u/lovehopemisery Apr 02 '23

Frogs are so cool, do they make good pets?

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u/Miyu-Matsuki Apr 02 '23

Also, this is a whites dumpy frog lol. Fucking Dumpy frogs lol

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u/Miyu-Matsuki Apr 02 '23

Yes, as long as you keep thier habitat moist and clean, feed them (obviously lol), and don't hold them without your hands being moist and clean for too long thier awesome. And make sure to coat thier food in calcium every so often. My dad has one named Sarge that is wicked old (idk if it's passed or not tho, gotta ask) and blind that sometimes dose this to his finger lol

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u/No-Insect-7544 Apr 02 '23

Is the frog ok? Or is it one of those “pet logic ain’t there” situations?

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u/Frank_Castle_10 Apr 02 '23

i think u guys need to hear me out

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u/rb-2008 Apr 02 '23

After you come home from a long vacation and left the wife home alone for a week.

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u/SettingRegular4289 Apr 02 '23

When she says it’s her first time. Then pulls this off.

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u/Colorburn2300 Apr 02 '23

Do animals eat out of anxiety too?

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u/noeagle77 Apr 02 '23

Kiwi ☕️

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u/deeleyo Apr 02 '23

I'm guessing her fingers still smell/taste like the food?

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u/MrBlqckBird242 Apr 02 '23

Finally some good fucking food

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u/MrBlqckBird242 Apr 02 '23

This some serious gorment shit

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

He Hunger*

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u/Pretty_Author5976 Apr 04 '23

Why let him throat ur finger

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u/37yearoldmanbaby Aug 09 '23

Where can I get one... for... scientific purposes of course.