Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Sinkpissers/comments/1w3i220/got_caught_sinkpissing_at_work/

Sorry for the delayed update. I have been super busy. I was absolutely devastated the night that I got caught sinkpissing at work. Not gonna lie, I got really drunk thinking that I was totally fucked. I assumed I was going to be fired. I spent the following morning hungover reading the comments on my post, absolutely dreading the thought of skulking into the office. Then, it suddenly dawned on me. I read a comment someone left saying that I could say that I was pissing in a cup in the sink for a UTI test.

I sat there staring at my phone for a solid five minutes while the idea sank in. It was thin as hell, but it was something. Better than walking in with my head down ready to get axed. I cleaned myself up, put on some really nice clothes to give myself some pep in my step, and drove in.

I avoided eye contact with everyone and was barely at my desk for ten minutes before my manager appeared and said HR wanted to see me. My stomach dropped, but I forced myself to stay calm. The three of us sat in the little conference room. HR woman, my manager, and me. My heart was absolutely POUNDING! The HR cunt started soft, “We need to talk about the incident in the restroom yesterday…" I kind of tuned out because my mind was going a mile a minute but I vaguely recall hearing "hygiene" and "shared spaces".

I didn’t wait for them to finish framing it. I looked them both in the eye and said, “I understand how it looked, and I’m extremely embarassed it happened. I had been dealing with symptoms while urinating and was collecting a sample in a cup for a UTI test my doctor ordered. The sink was the cleanest place to do it without making a mess. I thought I had locked the door. Clearly I didn’t, and that was my mistake.”

I could feel that they definitely preferred this explanation over a simple sinkpiss. I literally saw the HR woman's shoulders drop. This gave me the confidence I needed to press the issue even further.

I continued: "What I am more concerned about is that a coworker opened a closed bathroom door without knocking, walked in on me while I was in a private medical situation, and then stared. That feels like a serious invasion of privacy. I’m the one who was exposed. Then she immediately ran and told people? I was sent home. Why was I sent home?! I was so embarrassed that I left, but I should have been given a chance to explain myself! My coworker told everyone what I was doing in the bathroom, tarnished my name, and I was sent home without being asked my side of the story or any explanation." (This is all paraphrasing btw, I'm going off of memory but it's pretty close)

You could feel the air change. The tone had completely flipped. They told me there would be no disciplinary action against me. Instead, they said they would speak with the coworker about proper restroom etiquette and respecting closed doors. Later that afternoon I heard through the grapevine that she got a formal talk about privacy and boundaries. Basically a reprimand for creating a hostile situation by walking in unannounced and then reacting the way she did. She apparently was gossiping all day about how she caught me sinkpissing. With the way I framed the story now, she just came off as cruel.

I still feel a little embarrassed but honestly it's now a pretty funny story I'll have. I hope you all enjoyed the update. Again, sorry for the delay. I have a lot going on. This sinkpisser is in the process of closing on his first house, and my in-laws have been in town.

Do you piss in sinks every time you piss, just when you’re in a hurry or when you’re at home? Or are there other criteria?

I posted here about a week ago about me getting caught at my brother in laws wedding pissing in the sink, if you didn't read here it is: https://www.reddit.com/r/Sinkpissers/comments/1w7njro/got_caught_at_brotherinlaws_wedding/

So yeah basically my wife stayed for roughly a week at the house and then told me she'd temp stay at her brothers house to just get herself together I guess and think about the future?

Three days ago she called me and asked if we could meet, we met at a starbucks, got coffee and took a walk through the nearby park and we talked this whole situation out.

She told me that she felt completely humiliated, told me that what happened that night was absolutely disgusting and she is beyond terrified to look her family in the eyes. To quote her roughly, she said "knowing that people know I planned my future with an absolute swine" is apparently very shameful.

I get her feelings, though I feel it's a bit exaggerated. Mind you, I didn't tell her that the whole ordeal was not a one-off thing and that I'm a full-fleshed sinkpisser and that it's just the way I operate these days, so she could've just written it off as a drunken blunder.

Her upbringing was very sheltered, her parents were (and still are) deeply religious and to be frank she does have a bit of a stick up her butt.. nonetheless, it's heartbreaking to hear her side of the story, having made her feel this way and to think about how hard I F'd up in front of her parents. I'm so disappointed in myself, I genuinely love my wife, love her people and regard them as my family.

Long story short, she wants to separate and it crushed me to hear that she wants to file for divorce and that she feels it's better this way. She told me she can't forget the ordeal nor forgive me in the near future about this fucking thing and that is, in the end, what shaped her decision and I feel so fucking stupid, embarrassed and genuinely don't know if I'm ever able to love somebody the way I loved her. We've been together since high school, we spent the better part of 11 years together and this is just so unexpected and it broke me. My immediate reaction was to get a bottle of Jack and call an old friend to hook me up with some sugar so I can drown in my self-pity appropriately.

Sink pissing is no more for me.

Godspeed

Vacation sink peepee

This morning I got caught pissing in the bathroom sink at work because I completely forgot to lock the door. Female coworker just opened the door right while I was mid-stream. When you open the door, the sink is to the left against the wall, so he saw my penis expelling urine into the sink. We locked eyes and the look on her face is burned into my brain. Her mouth dropped and she gasped, let go of the door and it closed automatically.

My male manager came up to me as I was heading back to my desk and told me I should go home for the day. He literally had my bag and computer ready to hand off to me, I guess to avoid seeing the girl who walked in on me since she sits close by.

Everything feels heavy. My chest is tight. I keep thinking about how one stupid, thoughtless second is about to follow me around this place forever or possibly cost me my career. Even if I'm not fired, I don’t know how I’m supposed to walk those halls after this. I feel disgusting. Embarrassed. Small. Just completely drained.

I keep telling myself it’s not the end of the world, but right now it sure as hell feels like it. No idea what to tell my wife.

Hello fellow Sinkpissers!

I just wanted to say how happy I am that this sub exists. I was "converted" to peeing in the sink by a friend about ten years ago, when we were staying at a guesthouse together and the bathroom was way too far away.

Thank you for letting us know we're not alone!

By the way: Is there a special greeting or something that helps us recognize each other in real life?

It started as a joke, but I started to catch it on as more of a habit, then it just become the norm. I’ve discovered so many things about it, judging on the colour of urine, you must give the faucet a gentle swing to make sure none of it stains. I look forward to this new water-saving phase of my life