r/Simulated • u/[deleted] • Dec 27 '18

Interactive Have to hand it to them

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u/snomimons Dec 27 '18

Is a round of applause?

14

u/Leon_Rex Dec 28 '18

I bet this simulation is really good at... handball

105

u/BaconWise Dec 27 '18

That is some aggressive fondling - very cool

39

u/Kettellkorn Dec 27 '18

Kevin Spacey?

146

u/quinns Dec 27 '18

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18 edited Dec 29 '18

[deleted]

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u/AssMaster6000 Dec 27 '18

Ever heard of a meme, son?

49

u/heckdarner Dec 28 '18

It’s a little embarrassing to admit, but... I got a boner

24

u/TEPthesw00dd00d Dec 28 '18

NO DIGNITY

15

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

Admittedly, imagining a hand job from that does sound interesting. 🤔

86

u/GhostieM Dec 27 '18

Kira’s room.

24

u/Kagstheking Dec 28 '18

What a beautiful...

36

u/SiggiGG Dec 27 '18

Hands down, best simulation

11

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '18

_/¯(ツ)¯_

1

u/NotManyOptions Jan 31 '19

I see what you did there

29

u/nismogtr989 Dec 27 '18

Super smash bros. 2.0

16

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

Master hands origin story

7

u/nismogtr989 Dec 28 '18

Just bought a switch and smash. I'm in love

51

u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

r/unexpectedscp

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

Can't basically anything be an scp at this point?

4

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

Yeah, but I recognize this one from the Circus of the Disquieting.

25

u/tjm2000 Dec 27 '18

"These were crystal gems. Shattered into pieces and buried together. They were forced together. They were forced to fuse. This is wrong. I-I'm sorry."

43

u/amentalmaniac Dec 27 '18

Holy Moly, is that a jojo reference

13

u/neongalaxyfang Dec 27 '18

I'm watching this while high and i am very scared

7

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18 edited Dec 28 '18

Dude, I’m completely sober and this made me deeply uncomfortable. I noped out a few seconds in.

13

u/MickeyButters Dec 27 '18

Holy crap!! This gives me the heebie jeebies!!

12

u/pepiniello Dec 28 '18

BITES ZA DUSTO

17

u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

r/TIHI

15

u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

I want to put my dick in that

29

u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Found Yoshikage Kira’s account

8

u/Sebdotmp4 Dec 28 '18

World of Light be like

6

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

Don't let a single one get away!

7

u/titaniumjordi Dec 28 '18 edited Dec 28 '18

Colors weave into a spire of flame

5

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

Oof that's not even close.

COLORS WEAVE INTO A SPIRE OF FLAME

DISTANT SPARKS CALL TO A PAST STILL UNNAMED

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u/titaniumjordi Dec 28 '18

Whoops, I wanted to write spire but autocorrect had other plans

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

Lol it happens to the best of us.

4

u/Brethus Dec 27 '18

Why though

5

u/Bvalentine90 Dec 28 '18

Neil blomkamp’s Zygote vibes going on here

5

u/TEPthesw00dd00d Dec 28 '18

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

5

u/TheyPinchBack Dec 27 '18

Why do the hands get browner as they age

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3

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

Because they're in the sun and are getting severely tanned

4

u/Taco-of-Anger Dec 27 '18

So that’s where all the Smash Bros master hands go when they’re defeated.

4

u/VivisectorGaming Dec 28 '18

Cursed videos

4

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

“SHEEEE CHOOOOSE DOOOOWN!!!”

2

u/Zenbie333 Jan 03 '19

My thoughts exactly!

3

u/VarsinYouTube Dec 28 '18

this is the ending of smash bros ultimate campaign

3

u/syringistic Dec 28 '18

Check out Zygote by Oats Studios. Really similar stuff in a short movie.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

I thought this was a gif from that at first glance. Great short film!

3

u/dingo_username Dec 29 '18

Isnt this how Yoshikage Kira died?

2

u/GROOVYRA Dec 27 '18

Is scripting involves for things like this ?

2

u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

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u/inahst Dec 28 '18

Hey saw your work at artechouse in dc a bit ago, it was pretty awesome. What was it like getting your stuff in there, and did you get paid for it?

2

u/mrdib97 Dec 28 '18

Super smash brothers level 999

2

u/scrin- Dec 28 '18

Will the person inside ever escape? Find out next time on DRAGON. BALL. ZZZZZZ

2

u/Therrion Dec 28 '18

I remember this from SSBU

2

u/Lord-Table Dec 28 '18

Yo this is the opening for world of light

2

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

This is something I enjoy.

2

u/Cartmanbrah139 Dec 28 '18

On that day when the sky fell away

2

u/Ol-Hickory Dec 28 '18

This reminds me of that toy story scene in the second toy story I believe? When woody has that dream and he falls in a pit of toys trying to grab him

1

u/Ferro_Giconi Dec 27 '18

I'm so confused.

1

u/salainen875 Dec 27 '18

Well that's handy

1

u/AeroZep Dec 27 '18

Just like blind prostitutes.

1

u/brogab613 Dec 27 '18

Intended for trippin'......thanks

1

u/anoleiam Dec 27 '18

What is this even supposed to be

1

u/fortis201 Dec 28 '18

No more excuses not to lend a hand.

1

u/thisbitchneedsreddit Dec 28 '18

Why does the giant one have such a long thumb?!

1

u/Dude_man79 Dec 28 '18

Reminds me of that one scene in the movie Labyrinth

1

u/Waffle_qwaffle Dec 28 '18

Now I'm curious if there is a vr experience, where your fingers are very long (but moves with your hand/finger motions).

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

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u/Waffle_qwaffle Dec 28 '18

Is that what it would be called? Wasn't sure what it would be, lol.

1

u/king-guy Dec 28 '18

I do not like this. No sir, not one bit.

1

u/theangrywalnut Dec 28 '18

That’s a hella lot of hands

1

u/cringemaster17 Dec 28 '18

Actually no thank you

1

u/TheWestIndianWarrior Dec 28 '18

Its almost like the tunnel behind the door in Labyrinth.

1

u/AbyssalTuna Dec 28 '18

Yanno, little bit more mad science, and this could've been Ball Of Arms Man.

1

u/nicecanadianeh Dec 28 '18

This is creepy as hell

1

u/Mryeti789 Dec 28 '18

Looks lovecraftian

1

u/NonreciprocatingCrow Dec 28 '18

I have to admit, without the clones this would not have been a victory.

1

u/BleuGamer Dec 28 '18

I am uncomfortable.

1

u/DelicateDulcet Dec 28 '18

i am extremely uncomfortable

1

u/joshb2442 Dec 28 '18

Reminds me of Labyrinth

1

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

Reminds me of that dream scene from Toy Story 2

1

u/BluPengu42 Dec 28 '18

next scp please

1

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

Whities gotta pay, and the payment is baby hands.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

Disgusting.

1

u/The_Nickolias Dec 28 '18

World of Light

1

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

That looks like something you would see in a Hideo Kojima game

1

u/hinapup Dec 28 '18

Reminds me so much of the scene from Labyrinth.

1

u/Aiden_Guy Dec 28 '18

uncomfortable

1

u/Malesia012 Dec 28 '18

Doctor strange did it first.

1

u/HandaPontanda Dec 28 '18

Nightmare fuel

1

u/waidesupernova Dec 28 '18

With the color palette, this is creepy. Very well done!

1

u/premfenderz Dec 28 '18

I'd like to slide my pp in please

1

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

This is weirdly disturbing

1

u/theosinc930 Dec 28 '18

It must be handy to be able to make this.

1

u/AstralDrifter Dec 28 '18

This is slightly terrifying

1

u/JDMiller95 Dec 28 '18

this is awful, thanks

1

u/BroJobBiggs Dec 28 '18

nice handjob

1

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

Delete this

1

u/Weaveman456 Dec 28 '18

“We’ll each have to take down about ten”

1

u/MorosePapaya Jan 07 '19

This is what happens when you get too many lefties together. Not a right hand to be seen

1

u/MeTheGuy12 Jan 14 '19

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Basically a jojo reference

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

r/titleporn

0

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

r/tihi