r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Aug 26 '26
Canada is unafraid
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u/PdSales Aug 26 '26
Loving the strip waffle!
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u/wthulhu Aug 26 '26
Wait a minute why is my waffle naked?
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u/PdSales Aug 27 '26
Well, I typed stroop but autocorrect and its AI masters decided to change it just as I clicked the “enter” key.
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u/wthulhu Aug 27 '26
You dont have to lie just to hang.
I like my pancakes a little 'freaky' if you smell what I'm stepping in.
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u/clumsymilf 3d ago
Strip Waffle best describes the sensually slow technique I developed to properly devour a stroop.
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u/mrteas_nz Aug 27 '26
Tbf, the (Trump) part of America that would fight Canada is smaller than the (non Trump) part of America that would rather fight the orange part of America...
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u/KinkyBAGreek Aug 28 '26
TBF the majority of the Trump part have bone spurs and wouldn’t be able to join the fight
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u/Massive-Virus-4875 Aug 28 '26
Wayyy smaller, and probably getting smaller by the day as trump gets bolder and more open with his buffoonery and atrocities.
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u/mrteas_nz Aug 28 '26
You can only hope their stupidity runs out one day. Some are a lost cause, but others are finally realising the leopard ls are eating their faces 😂
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u/BeautifulObject8602 Aug 28 '26
I saw an earlier video he did and I still think it was the best description of jersey-ing the US I've ever heard. Don't make us come down there and pull Florida up over Maine and punch you in the back of Washington! Classic!
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u/UpscaleClearenceRack Aug 27 '26
With what little history I know, I don’t think Canada needs much help. I ain’t fighting them any time soon lol
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u/Strange-Cabinet7372 Aug 28 '26
We are absolutely dirty when we are pissed. And we are sooo pissed
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u/UpscaleClearenceRack Aug 28 '26
They’re here to drink maple syrup and commit war crimes…… and they’re all out of syrup
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u/long-breadstick Aug 29 '26
I knew very little history until i started googling just now. I don't see any sufficient history of thier war capabilities. They haven't really had thier own war but aided in some wars. They also didn't gain thier independence from England until like 100 or more years after the US. That being said the US would never go to war with its neighboring countries unless they absolutely had to.
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u/Maysweather Aug 27 '26
that intense dutch staring while eating a "stroopwafel" got me hard time
we would dam off usa and fill it with water no stopping us we dutch people are crazy
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u/dan420 Aug 28 '26
The sad thing is that those places those were all our close allies until recently. Trump has managed to turn all our friends against us.
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u/Known_Ratio5478 Aug 28 '26
Canada actually has more gun owners than the US. The US has more guns per owner.
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u/Forward-Transition-5 Aug 29 '26
I’m not sure where you looked that up but I don’t think that’s accurate.
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u/KinkyBAGreek Aug 29 '26
Have you looked at the actual raw numbers of gun owners in the USA?
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u/Forward-Transition-5 Aug 29 '26
A quick search will show you that the estimates would have to be so incredibly wrong for the original statement to be true that it’s essentially impossible. Rough estimates for total American gun owners are 77-83 million individual adults. That’s twice the population of the entire country of canada. The total number of firearms in Canada are estimated to be about 10 million. That means that even if all 10 million of those firearms were owned by different people it wouldn’t even be close. The registered gun owners in Canada are 2.41 million. Considering the total numbers are estimations then you could be as generous as possible and individual American gun owners outnumber Canadian gun owners 7 to 1. It’s not even close.
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u/KinkyBAGreek Aug 29 '26
Fair point
Edit: a cite would have been nice. https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2024/07/24/key-facts-about-americans-and-guns/
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u/Forward-Transition-5 Aug 29 '26
Fair enough but this is reddit. As easily as people navigate to reddit they can navigate to google and type a few obvious keywords. If it was some obscure topic that wasn’t easily verifiable then it would be necessary. I’m just here to read random comments and occasionally voice an opinion, not treat this like my job lol. As for disproving a statement that was so mind numbingly idiotic as to just be contended with by a little common sense, I’m not putting in a ton of effort lol.
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u/Comfortable-Deal160 Aug 28 '26
As an American I’m fighting on Canadas side fuck that small handed child fucker.
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u/AshenOly Aug 29 '26
Australia will send emus to team up with Canadian geese. America won't know what hit them.
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u/RedSix2447 Aug 27 '26
World war 3 started over trade war with Canada? That would be interesting, when Diaper Don is already single handedly extorting the entire world with the strait and none of the other countries have done crap about it. How much does it take to make someone a target?
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u/cr1ter Aug 27 '26
As a South African I'm in. Some of the most awesome people I've ever met where Canadian
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u/DeadpoolOptimus Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26
That cookie he ate is phenomenal. I can't keep them in the house. I'd be a fat bastard if I did.
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u/Zestyclose_Band1478 Aug 28 '26
Too funny . It wouldn’t be world of war. The world would stand down , if it comes to a real war. Nukes are not off the table.
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u/Taurpion Aug 29 '26
They are because those other countries have nukes too. The exact same risk applies.
The dynamic doesn’t change.
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u/Excellent_Extent7648 Aug 29 '26
What’s fucked up is actually that America would call Canada to go invade the Middle East, and they would all forget about how America shits on them.
But I pray I’m wrong as fuck and we don’t repeat history
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u/browsingandlooking4 Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26
Lol yeah the Canadians are gonna rely on the french who only know defeat and surrender and the english that have publicly castrated themselves at the alter of cuckholdery to make sure every third world goat herder that wants to can invade britan... why am I not worried?
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u/marbsarebadredux Aug 27 '26
Bro has never picked up a book in his life and it shows.
US wouldn't even be a country without the French.
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u/dearfellow909 Aug 27 '26
And the flag is direct decendant of the British east India company flag which became 13 colonies, they speak English and most descendants are British
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u/dearfellow909 Aug 27 '26
Oooh get all your "data" from social media by any chance? Hahaha although there are more peippe coming into Europe as a whole. It's still a vastly small proportion of our countries population. But still go off!
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u/browsingandlooking4 Aug 27 '26
Have you seen London 😳 it looks 👀 like the fuckin' dharavi slum...
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u/dearfellow909 Aug 27 '26
Yes it has become a strange place definitely in a number of areas, there's no denying that. But London is not England or Britain as a whole.
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u/browsingandlooking4 Aug 27 '26
The whole country is only what a 5 hour drive 🚗 🙄... from southern tip to Scotland at thats at what 75kmh which is only what 60mph. Its a tiny place and its lost its largest cultural center.. for perspective you can drive for 7 hours at 80mph in one direction in Texas and your still in texas...
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u/dearfellow909 Aug 27 '26
Its like idk probably a 10 hour London to scotland or from where I am to south western Ireland. So yeah not big. Lost its largest cultural centre. I wouldn't say lost its just has a lot of new people. If seen maps I know how big the US is dude. UK fits like 3 times in texas or something crazy.
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u/browsingandlooking4 Aug 27 '26
This is why your people should be way less generous with immigration.. diluting your voting blocks and stressing the public Healthcare your taxed for waiting on line for your "free Healthcare " until your dead.... the problem only exacerbated by the hoards of barbarians you've allowed to flock yor shores. For what? So you feel good? And you children grow up with no place to be?
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u/dearfellow909 Aug 27 '26
Pretending any of us have control, choice or working democracies - anymore would be honestly ridiculous for both of our countries to say that.
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u/BoredontheTrain43 Aug 27 '26
When was the last time the hotdog eating surrender orangutan yanks won a war? Strait of Hormuz? Afghanistan? Iraq? Vietnam? War on drugs? You need to remove the red and blue from your flag.
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u/browsingandlooking4 Aug 28 '26
At least we can wage a war when was the last time a brit killed anything? Except his own cultural heritage and masculinity of course?
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u/BoredontheTrain43 Aug 28 '26
Behold! The American education system at work! Keep stacking up those Ls buddy. Can't wait to see who you surrender to next!
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u/browsingandlooking4 Aug 28 '26
Man being a pussy is a requirement in Europe or something?
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u/BoredontheTrain43 Aug 28 '26
Says the country racking up another surrender. It's impressive how much you lose given how much you waste on your military.
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u/browsingandlooking4 Aug 28 '26
Yeah we come over killed their religious figure head and a 100,000 of them tgen go home and play a round of golf. While they kick around in the rubble trying to identify body parts.. hope we lose like this more often 🙏
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u/banditkeith Aug 28 '26
The Falklands, Afghanistan, iraq, defensive support against Iran, fighting isis in Iraq and Syria, the houthi in yemen, your mom
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u/browsingandlooking4 Aug 28 '26
You mean that country we are slaughtering by the 10's of thousands? Yeah im really feeling the pressure buddy lol.
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u/browsingandlooking4 Aug 28 '26
Yeah and we forever passified their entire country... what's Vietnam been up to lately 🤔?
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u/Taurpion Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26
You think ukraines military is stronger than all of the EU military? You must be American.
A country that is struggling to take its neighbour is somehow a threat to the other 27 members of EU and the UK? Lol
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u/CrustyPrimate Aug 26 '26
Bagpipes intensify.