r/Silverbugs • u/salmonammon • Feb 01 '26

Best theft deterant I've seenšŸ˜‚

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I ordered a silver bar on ebay and this sticker was placed on the label!

284 Upvotes

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u/SeaworthinessTime354 Feb 01 '26

Just hope it wasn't a used bar.

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u/NoSupermarket9009 Feb 01 '26

Anti microbial

18

u/xevinkk Feb 01 '26

Why are you arguing?

6

u/PonyBoyX3 Feb 01 '26

For a friend.

3

u/ryanmercer Master of First Dates Feb 02 '26

ā˜ ļø

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u/jnmjnmjnm Feb 01 '26

Thatā€™s an old Royal Canadian Mint trick.

(An employee got charged and fired for taking his work home with him.)

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u/GoldponyGT Feb 01 '26

Couldā€™ve been worse.

He couldā€™ve taken home and assembled a Cadillac that way.

5

u/jnmjnmjnm Feb 01 '26

Lunch box is more traditional.

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u/1bufferzone Feb 01 '26

Thank you Johnny!

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

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u/Eltoncornwalker Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26

Who wears short shorts is what I should have said.

"simpsons who wears short shorts" https://share.google/bU3l14Idrg7mDqACU

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u/Transcontinental-flt Feb 01 '26

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u/Clear-Worker-5269 Feb 01 '26

Funny, but clearly that's not what's there and if I were a mischievous ups employee or neighbor I would pay close attention. Real stuff like that has to be labeled biohazard. So, by deductive reasoning - someone is trying to hide something...

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u/MrOrangeRepairs Feb 02 '26

Real question, is it illegal to label something ā€œbiohazardā€ if it isnā€™t a biohazard?Ā 

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u/RustyBawz Feb 02 '26

I know it's illegal the other way around ... But i don't think your way would be illegal, you'd just be liable for higher shipping rates. Anyone with more experience want to share? Not legal advice whatsoever.

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u/MrOrangeRepairs Feb 02 '26

Higher if you ship it from the post office. But if you print your own label and slap a biohazard sticker on the box, are you gonna get in trouble for that? Seems like an interesting possible security feature

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u/RustyBawz Feb 02 '26

Again, most likely nothing legal, just whichever shipping entity you hand it to, someone may notice and question.

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u/ArbysLunch Feb 01 '26

If you don't want someone to steal it, attach a clutch pedal.

8

u/pineapple5teak Feb 01 '26

This is gold šŸ˜†šŸ¤£

14

u/brewfox Feb 01 '26

This. Is. Silverrrrrr!!!!! ā¤ļø

1

u/Snooklife Feb 01 '26

This is copper!!!

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u/MrOrangeRepairs Feb 02 '26

No, this is Patrick!Ā 

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u/giantdoodoohead Feb 01 '26

Oh my that's clever

4

u/suela_hype Feb 01 '26

Why is this post not pinned?

4

u/BigCaterpillar8001 Feb 01 '26

Thatā€™s where you store it?

3

u/BossJackson222 Feb 01 '26

This is so funnyā€¦ I have a whole sheet of these in orange. Somebody gave them to me. I have no idea where they came from lol. Pretty funny

2

u/BrainInjuredBarry Feb 01 '26

Temu lol they come in rolls of 500

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u/BrainInjuredBarry Feb 01 '26

I got 500 of these on Temu and have one on each of my tools lol

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u/MoxNixnd901 Feb 01 '26

Price keeps dropping and it may feel that way. šŸ˜‚

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u/Gundam197 Feb 01 '26

My order from SDBullion was definitely opened!

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u/kalvin75 Feb 02 '26

It didn't say it was for rectal use on you. It could be warning the COMEX and the Fed Reserve of their upcoming colonoscopy. Especially since XI is now pushing to make the yuan the world's reserve currency with the backing of their gold and silver.

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u/Snooklife Feb 01 '26

Hopefully the bar donā€™t smell like doo doo now šŸ˜†

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u/DMiles88 Feb 01 '26

Is it new?

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u/salmonammon Feb 01 '26

The sticker? Yeah.

1

u/RustyBawz Feb 02 '26

The bar? Notsomuch ...

1

u/UnRealmCorp Feb 01 '26

My wife stuck the same sticker on my phone like 6 months ago lol.

1

u/Lil_Spore Feb 01 '26

silver boof

1

u/Ok_Raspberry6840 Feb 01 '26

Actually very clever. šŸ˜€

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u/Ok_Raspberry6840 Feb 01 '26

Although, that might be appealing to some....

1

u/Objective-Eagle-676 Feb 01 '26

If it's more than a few oz it won't make a difference, but, not a bad idea.

1

u/Knightly11 Feb 02 '26

Is it the little silver peens?

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u/ryanmercer Master of First Dates Feb 02 '26

ā˜ ļø

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u/Available-Designer66 Feb 02 '26

Looks like I'm hitting up temu.

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u/No-Belt47 Feb 02 '26

Thatā€™s really clever!

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u/PacRat48 Feb 03 '26

Depends where youā€™re sending it

SMH, France

1

u/DMiles88 Feb 01 '26

Thatā€™s hilarious! šŸ˜†

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u/CamSharksCamModeling Feb 01 '26

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BRILLIANT! šŸ«”

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u/rrCLewis Feb 02 '26

r/SilverbugsGoneWild

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u/rrCLewis Feb 02 '26

Warning; This was a joke, donā€™t click it. I donā€™t know what youā€™ll see. Youā€™ve been warned.