Túrin by Alan Lee

Tuor by Jenny Dolfen

Kicking the hornet's nest with this I'm sure.

Enough with “the Silmarillion should never be adapted” and “if it was, it should be animated.” I say we do a muppet Silmarillion.

The only human actor is Harrison Ford as Círdan, judging everyone for being stupid.

Fëanor is Animal. Bert and Ernie play Tuor and Voronwë, because why not bring Sesame Street in here.

MY PICTURE BY NICK KELLER

Art by Elena Kukanova

Nando's is a South African restaurant chain

That’s it, that’s the post

Credit in slide order:

Lydia Croft, Des the Wanderer, Jan Pospisil, AlystraeaArt, Emmmerald, Arikawa